When I'm bored...

[DissolveD_JameS]

One of my favourite things to do when I'm bored is think of new funny songs I can sing by replacing the word "love" with "muff" for obvious immature - yet comical - reasons.

Some of my favourites are:

Beatles - All you need is (muff)
Wet Wet Wet - (Muff) is all around
Pat Benetar - (Muff) is a battlefield
Bee Gees - How deep is your (muff)?
Cardigans - (Muff) fool
Pantera - (Muff) fist
REO Speedwagon - Keep on (muff)ing you
Whitney Houston - Saving all my (muff) for you


What does everyone else do to occupy their brains when bored?

[gabrillowise]

I do that, but use the word 'ham' instead of 'muff'.

[kaleidoscope]

I used to do that! bryter_layter introduced me to that game about 2 years ago.

its good with christmas songs.

[TNF]

just do it with any word! confuses the hell out of anyone you talk to

[earmuffin]

oh no, rudolph's very shiny muff

[kaleidoscope]

eek my postcount is 999.

anyway-

"Wet Wet Wet - (Muff) is all around"

its better if instead of "muff is all around us" you do- " i feel it in my fingers, i feel it in my muff"

yup.

[Hat Of Cheese]

Originally Posted by kaleidoscope

eek my postcount is 999.

anyway-

"Wet Wet Wet - (Muff) is all around"

its better if instead of "muff is all around us" you do- " i feel it in my fingers, i feel it in my muff"

yup.

You should savour the moment before you hit 1k, I expect it will be most exciting. I've only just past the halfway mark for even getting an avatar...

And what about "I will always muff you"?

[Going Gone]

Originally Posted by kaleidoscope

"Wet Wet Wet - (Muff) is all around"

its better if instead of "muff is all around us" you do- " i feel it in my fingers, i feel it in my muff"

yup.

Mabye you've thought about it a little too much

[kaleidoscope]

Originally Posted by Going Gone

Mabye you've thought about it a little too muff

wooah, muff on the mind...

[DissolveD_JameS]

I prefer: I feel it in my fingers, I smell it in my nose, your muff is all around me, and so my penis grows.

But that's the uber-immature version of course.

[kaleidoscope]

Originally Posted by Hat Of Cheese

And what about "I will always muff you"?

or, "i will allways love muff."

you have to think long and hard (haha) about the positioning of the muff.


*i think this is my funniest ever most ever full of parodys post.*

[kaleidoscope]

Originally Posted by DissolveD_JameS

I prefer: I feel it in my fingers, I smell it in my nose, your muff is all around me, and so my penis grows.

But that's the uber-immature version of course.

ah, but then thats a whole new song- thats like jingle bells batman smells...

its batman jingle, not jingle with a twist. get my jist?( or meet my fist ) i'm not pissed.

[DissolveD_JameS]

I'm so not proud of this thread.