you all owe me a massive debt of gratitude

[Mr Creosote]

for i am the man who puts all the porn in hedges

[^_mincher_^]

Hmmm, here we are all posting on an internet forum yet you think we take the time to go out and rummage in hedges for porn...

Dundonian Inbreeding Incorporated strikes again!

[humndislocation]

I leave porn in the middle of railway tracks so that children will get run over by trains trying to retrieve it.

I'm doing them a favour really, danger porn is the best kind of porn.

[rising signs]

if you are indeed that man then i owe you my whole childhood

[thomasjmaccoll]

porn is disgusting in my pants

[yr.little.face]

Originally Posted by rising signs

if you are indeed that man then i owe you my whole childhood

if he is really that man then HE owes me my whole childhood.

[rising signs]

haha i do remember me and my mates finding random bags of porn on the odd occasion when i was younger.

that was before the days of DVD's and the Internet

[Pity the Dead]

hahah yeah i found a massive bag of porn like about 10 magazines under a hedge near where i live when i was younger, loads of the page were stuck toghether tho :-S

[xglitter-me-upx]

Bags? Jesus.
All we ever got around here was the odd ripped page of porn.
Not that I spent my childhood in hedges. At all.

[Mr Creosote]

i hated it when you thought you'd seen porn and climbed into a jaggy hedge and it was a page from an argos book. i once wandered around the city centre pissed at about 4 in the morning flinging granny porn everywhere. chucked quite a bit into the dundee high playground.

[Dashingmajor]

My friend moved into a flat in edinburgh and found an old suitcase.
That suitcase was full to bursting with old porn mags. None of which were stuck together in any way.

E.

[corduroyboy]

Originally Posted by Dashingmajor

My friend moved into a flat in edinburgh and found an old suitcase.
That suitcase was full to bursting with old porn mags. None of which were stuck together in any way.

E.

I like the way that this post is structured in the anticipation-inducing style of a children's novel.... you make it sound so magical. Which indeed it is...

A delightful tale.

edit: Maybe it's just the way I'm reading it with a big pause after the first line. It makes it sound like a Jackanory narrator.

[corduroyboy]

Originally Posted by Dashingmajor

My friend moved into a flat in edinburgh and found an old suitcase.
That suitcase was full to bursting with old porn mags. None of which were stuck together in any way.

E.

In a dark dark town there was a dark dark street. In the dark dark street there was a dark dark house. In the dark dark house there was a dark dark staircase. Down the dark dark staircase there was a dark dark cellar. In the dark dark cellar there was a dark dark suitcase. In the dark dark suitcase... some skeletons lived!

I mean.. porn. Skeleton porn.

The best kind.

[~smack]

I put porn in hedgehogs