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Old 18th April 2005, 03:40 PM   #31 (permalink)
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shit isn't black lipstick coloured, you scrotes.
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Old 18th April 2005, 03:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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shit isn't black lipstick coloured, you scrotes.
It is if you eat jobbies on toast.
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Old 18th April 2005, 03:48 PM   #33 (permalink)
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It is if you eat jobbies on toast.
Maybe if the toast was burnt

haha, scrotes has to be one of the best words ever (y)
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Old 18th April 2005, 03:50 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Maybe if the toast was burnt

haha, scrotes has to be one of the best words ever (y)
Burnt toast?!!! You fucking sicko!!!!
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Old 18th April 2005, 07:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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apart from the one who called me a "ginger rabbi" that is the best insult from a ned i've ever heard.
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Old 18th April 2005, 07:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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i got told i had nice eye make up i was like wooah wtf omg NED.

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Old 18th April 2005, 07:59 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 18th April 2005, 08:14 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 18th April 2005, 08:22 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I got called a nazi a few days ago. Then a gyppo. Then the guy said 'I'm MENTAL'.
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Old 18th April 2005, 08:36 PM   #40 (permalink)
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hahahaha thats brilliant.
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Old 19th April 2005, 09:06 AM   #41 (permalink)
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So I come out of a wee paper shop on Albert St...


Ned: Hirr met! (translation: Here mate!) (double-translation: excuse me, could you please direct your attention towards me for a moment please friend?)

Me: *raises an eyebrow*

Ned: Wanny goaty d'shop fur is? (translation: want to go to the shop for us?) (double-translation: would you please buy me some cigarettes?)

Me: I've just been to the shop.

Ned: Naw bit fir us likes! (translation: No, but, for myself... rather!) (double-translation: You're insulting my intelligence and I can't even tell!!)

Me: Why don't you go to the shop yourself?

Ned: Cuzzaboi winnae sell is fag-zwilly? (Translation: 'Cause the boy will not sell us cigarettes will he?) (double-translation: Are we speaking the same language?! *sigh*)

Me: Well I'm not getting you any. *turns around and begins walking*

Ned: How no ya prick?! (translation: haha! he is walking away - I can insult him now!)

Me: *turns round sporting best pissed off look* WHAT?!

Ned: Nothin' (translation: Oh no - he called my bluff!) (double-translation: I appear to have shit myself... how embarrassing.)



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Old 19th April 2005, 01:30 PM   #42 (permalink)
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They need to make dictionaries for tourists and people new to Dundee. Kinda like with ur French translation dictionaries.
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Old 19th April 2005, 04:11 PM   #43 (permalink)
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so it's not just me that happens to then? why? why do they always ask you when you've just been in the fucking shop? you walk right past them on the way in, they say fuck all, then when you leave they ask you to go to the shop. fucking morons
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Old 19th April 2005, 04:32 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I remember once someone asked me if i was old enough to buy cigs, whilst showing me money obviously after me to go get them for him. Just smiled and said "yeah, great eh?" then walked on
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Old 19th April 2005, 07:04 PM   #45 (permalink)
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