If you get jumped a lot....

[Dj-Zero]

here are some self defense dont's

[Mr Creosote]

the best thing to do, for a man anyway, is to whip yer old chap out and start peeing at them. noone expects to be peed at, and the resulting couple of seconds of shocked silence should be enough to either run away, or smack the fucker in the bollocks and kick fuck out of him.

[RealR]

I'd have thought the best thing is to get urself fit to run away like a fanny. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

On a happy note no one has started any shit with me in Dundee. Makes a change from back home where wearing your watch at a funny angle can set the skinheads off.

ps the link was fairly amusing ^_^

[Schmurgle]

if someone jumped me i would try every method possible to get them to fuck off. its either that or they get to stick it in ur ass without u putting up a fight. the best thing i think is either to bite very hard and actually tear skin off or try to poke out thier eyes.

[RealR]

I think if someone jumped me I'd point out I'm a student and therefore have no money. The £5 credit on my phone is worth more than my phone so the best bet is to quit wasting time on me and mug someone else.

[Andy Pandy]

I get jumped all the time.

But then again, I am an international leapfrog champion.

Spoiler: ho ho ho

[Mr Creosote]

develion, i'm afraid getting jumped round these parts rarely has anything to do with trying to take your money. it's usually because they don't like your fucking trousers or something. they're sort of the storm troopers of fashion fascism.

[RealR]

Originally Posted by Mr Creosote

develion, i'm afraid getting jumped round these parts rarely has anything to do with trying to take your money. it's usually because they don't like your fucking trousers or something. they're sort of the storm troopers of fashion fascism.

obviously i'm deemed stylish enough to be left alone then

[earmuffin]

if i was jumpinated i'd;

*fall over*

*curl into foetal position*

*shriek*

[browneyedboy00]

Originally Posted by Mr Creosote

develion, i'm afraid getting jumped round these parts rarely has anything to do with trying to take your money. it's usually because they don't like your fucking trousers or something. they're sort of the storm troopers of fashion fascism.

Oh..........fuck........

[Chunderbunny]

Another point about weapons is that it pretty much says to the other person 'Im prepared to step this up fucker' and the chances are that if your getting jumped the other person is more likely to be psychotic than you.... weapons are a dumb idea.

Throw the first punch, or even better a headbutt, or even even better a knee in the groin if its a guy

Or run away

Or dont get into the situation in the first place

There the three best options in my opinion, then again Ive not had hassle that I haven't brought on myself for years

[kaleidoscope]

Don't get jumped.

sorted.

or,

jump first.

or,

smile sweetly and say its your jumping day off and that on your day's off you cannot under any circumstances partake in any "jumping" then arrange a time and date for the next day. I am sure they will understand.

n.b do not turn up at time and place

[ArchFlameTera]

Originally Posted by Mr Creosote

develion, i'm afraid getting jumped round these parts rarely has anything to do with trying to take your money. it's usually because they don't like your fucking trousers or something. they're sort of the storm troopers of fashion fascism.

Eh pure check ya oot, wi yer fuckin jeans ken, where's yer fuckin trackys?/ eh? An am no seein the stripes ether. Ya fuckin masher, check ya oot.

lol