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Old 28th April 2005, 11:12 PM   #31 (permalink)
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After seeing this at andys many a moon ago one of his old flatmates (Paul) said:

"ive seen worse, saw a guy getting shagged by another guy like that"

.....worrying, very worrying, I only hope he meant he saw it in porn.
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Old 29th April 2005, 12:11 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2005, 12:34 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2005, 12:35 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2005, 04:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Talking from experience?
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Old 29th April 2005, 06:45 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2005, 09:17 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2005, 09:20 PM   #38 (permalink)
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After seeing this at andys many a moon ago one of his old flatmates (Paul) said:

"ive seen worse, saw a guy getting shagged by another guy like that"

.....worrying, very worrying, I only hope he meant he saw it in porn.
I thought that whole practise was an urban myth!
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Old 29th April 2005, 09:25 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 29th April 2005, 11:09 PM   #40 (permalink)
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After seeing this at andys many a moon ago one of his old flatmates (Paul) said:

"ive seen worse, saw a guy getting shagged by another guy like that"

.....worrying, very worrying, I only hope he meant he saw it in porn.
it's called docking, guys get it stretched using several different sizes of the Princes Wand! The Princes Wand itself is an old sex aid, but only at a small size.
Diagram of a Princes Wand, not for the faint hearted!!!
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Old 29th April 2005, 11:10 PM   #41 (permalink)
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it's called docking, guys get it stretched using several different sizes of the Princes Wand! The Princes Wand itself is an old sex aid, but only at a small size.
Diagram of a Princes Wand, not for the faint hearted!!!
Yeah so, ew.
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Old 29th April 2005, 11:16 PM   #42 (permalink)
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i've got to get me one of those! i've always wanted a huge, slack japseye, it would make my life complete. i thought docking was just sliding your foreskin over another mans helmet.
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Old 29th April 2005, 11:21 PM   #43 (permalink)
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i've got to get me one of those! i've always wanted a huge, slack japseye, it would make my life complete. i thought docking was just sliding your foreskin over another mans helmet.
well, that's one form, this is the other end of the spectrum.
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Old 30th April 2005, 03:03 AM   #44 (permalink)
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it's called docking, guys get it stretched using several different sizes of the Princes Wand! The Princes Wand itself is an old sex aid, but only at a small size.
Diagram of a Princes Wand, not for the faint hearted!!!

When I was working in QA at VIS, there was this guy who told us he'd heard there was some kind of new fangled sex act called "space docking". Basically, you freeze one of your shits, and use it to anally penetrate someone.

The crazy things people will get up to nowadays, eh?
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Old 30th April 2005, 08:26 AM   #45 (permalink)
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it's called docking, guys get it stretched using several different sizes of the Princes Wand! The Princes Wand itself is an old sex aid, but only at a small size.
Diagram of a Princes Wand, not for the faint hearted!!!
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