pirates ahoy?

fairyfun · 28th April 2005, 10:44 AM

im looking for able bodied(or just bodied really anyone actualy) pirates to join my crew only entry requirements are a liking for shouting random things the ability to charm an tendancy to get drunk and preferably no fear of water>

or sea sickness

~smack · 28th April 2005, 11:33 AM

count me in

azpazzagus · 28th April 2005, 11:38 AM

I'll give it a shot

rising signs · 28th April 2005, 11:41 AM

I dont qualify for any of the requirments but i would make a damn good cabin boy

honey bunny · 28th April 2005, 11:51 AM

i knew my eye patch and stuffed parrot would come in useful one day!!!
yohoho and all that jazz!!

Dj-Zero · 28th April 2005, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fairyfun

im looking for able bodied(or just bodied really anyone actualy) pirates to join my crew only entry requirements are a liking for shouting random things the ability to charm an tendancy to get drunk and preferably no fear of water>

or sea sickness

Not really interested, though i am mighty handy with a sword and shield. Now if you were looking to start a band of Merauders....

earmuffin · 28th April 2005, 12:05 PM

is the position of 'Serving Wench' still open?

azpazzagus · 28th April 2005, 12:11 PM

nope...that is mine, has been my email address for years

earmuffin · 28th April 2005, 12:32 PM

oh jeez, so it is! i just checked you weren't LYING
okay

i'll settle for 'Buxom Skivvy'

Thanatos · 28th April 2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dj-Zero

Not really interested, though i am mighty handy with a sword and shield. Now if you were looking to start a band of Merauders....

perhaps you would like to join my zombie extermination league? we use good ol fashioned swords sheilds etc rather than guns cos it too easy to get killed when all u have is 6 shots. u no.... just in case it happens. which it may......

RealR · 28th April 2005, 02:13 PM

I'm in. So long as lots of rum. rum rum rum

gabrillowise · 28th April 2005, 03:20 PM

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest!
Yo ho ho and a pirate!

I don't want to be in your crew.

{valentine*} · 28th April 2005, 03:23 PM

Me.

Me me me me.

ME.

earmuffin · 28th April 2005, 03:25 PM

When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation, my father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation. Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier, my boy why not consider a more challenging career?

You'll cruise to foreign shores and you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors. True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without, and when you're a professional pirate that's what the job's about.

Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him, but to the British he's a hero and they idolize him. It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good, and I see us as members of a noble brotherhood. We're honorable men, and before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten. On occasion there may be someone you have to execute, but when you're a professional pirate, you don't have to wear a suit.

I could have been a surgeon, I like taking things apart. I could have been a lawyer, but I just had too much heart. I could have been in politics, 'cause I've always been a big spender. And me--I could have been a contender!

Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated. I say we're victims of bad press--it's all exaggerated. We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat. We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet. It's one for all for one, and we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son.

We're gentlemen of fortune, and that's what we're proud to be, and when you're a professional pirate, you'll be honest brave and free, the soul of decency, you'll be loyal and fair and on the square, and most importantly, when you're a professional pirate, you're always in the best of company!

28th April 2005, 10:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
fairyfun Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 7	pirates ahoy? im looking for able bodied(or just bodied really anyone actualy) pirates to join my crew only entry requirements are a liking for shouting random things the ability to charm an tendancy to get drunk and preferably no fear of water> or sea sickness

28th April 2005, 11:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
~smack Excuse me, who are you? Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,139	count me in

28th April 2005, 11:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
azpazzagus la Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,806 Band: i used to play cello for the a forest	I'll give it a shot

28th April 2005, 11:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
rising signs www.rising-signs.co.uk Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,436	I dont qualify for any of the requirments but i would make a damn good cabin boy

28th April 2005, 11:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
honey bunny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: none of your goddam business Posts: 1,232	i knew my eye patch and stuffed parrot would come in useful one day!!! yohoho and all that jazz!!

28th April 2005, 12:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
earmuffin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I'm there. Posts: 1,645	is the position of 'Serving Wench' still open?

28th April 2005, 12:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
azpazzagus la Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,806 Band: i used to play cello for the a forest	nope...that is mine, has been my email address for years

28th April 2005, 12:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
earmuffin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I'm there. Posts: 1,645	oh jeez, so it is! i just checked you weren't LYING okay i'll settle for 'Buxom Skivvy'

28th April 2005, 02:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
RealR Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,133 Band: They are make believe	I'm in. So long as lots of rum. rum rum rum

28th April 2005, 03:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 2,026	Sixteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a pirate! I don't want to be in your crew.

28th April 2005, 03:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
{valentine*} everybody needs somebody Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,196	Me. Me me me me. ME.

28th April 2005, 03:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
earmuffin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I'm there. Posts: 1,645	When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation, my father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation. Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier, my boy why not consider a more challenging career? You'll cruise to foreign shores and you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors. True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without, and when you're a professional pirate that's what the job's about. Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him, but to the British he's a hero and they idolize him. It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good, and I see us as members of a noble brotherhood. We're honorable men, and before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten. On occasion there may be someone you have to execute, but when you're a professional pirate, you don't have to wear a suit. I could have been a surgeon, I like taking things apart. I could have been a lawyer, but I just had too much heart. I could have been in politics, 'cause I've always been a big spender. And me--I could have been a contender! Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated. I say we're victims of bad press--it's all exaggerated. We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat. We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet. It's one for all for one, and we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son. We're gentlemen of fortune, and that's what we're proud to be, and when you're a professional pirate, you'll be honest brave and free, the soul of decency, you'll be loyal and fair and on the square, and most importantly, when you're a professional pirate, you're always in the best of company!