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Old 1st May 2005, 11:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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stalker stalkers inc.

do you have a stalker? being bombarded with pervy texts? perhaps you got off with someone when you were pissed and they just won't get the point that you're not interested? well, i can solve all these problems for you, or at least make them worse in a somewhat comical fashion. just sent me a private message with any details you have of your stalker, and i will be more than happy to stalk them for the sheer comedy value of it, and for something to do. though if you happen to have an old washing machine, microwave or a very long extension cable, i will graciously accept that as a contribution to the cause.
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Old 1st May 2005, 11:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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can u reverse this? can u actually give me a stalker? i think that would be ace
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Old 2nd May 2005, 12:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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can u reverse this? can u actually give me a stalker? i think that would be ace
You two should go into business. You'd get people with no friends paying loads of money to get some attention.
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Old 2nd May 2005, 02:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I stalk you.
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Old 2nd May 2005, 03:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 2nd May 2005, 03:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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it would be ace! let's all get stalkers!
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Old 2nd May 2005, 03:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 2nd May 2005, 06:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think we should start a stalking game, each person chooses their stalker or stalkee and posts their stalking activities, pictures, places you spotted them etc and you get points for different things.
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Old 2nd May 2005, 07:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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legendary idea ^^
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Old 2nd May 2005, 07:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think we should start a stalking game, each person chooses their stalker or stalkee and posts their stalking activities, pictures, places you spotted them etc and you get points for different things.
SA does this a lot actually, the forum stalker game where each person gets another user picked at random to 'stalk' they have to find out as much about the user as they can, email, homepage, phone number, house etc, proves to be fun, the best part is the stalkee doesn't get to know who is stalking them.
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Old 2nd May 2005, 11:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 3rd May 2005, 12:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 3rd May 2005, 01:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 3rd May 2005, 02:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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