boredom strikes....

morven · 9th March 2003, 07:01 PM

ok im truely bored right now.

can i ask some what the hell is this 'smiley' suppose to be doing exactly ? --- >

no one ever sends me any txts. im just little miss no friends.

see im so bored im thinking of random statements to say like for instanace i could tell you all about my spider theory. Ya c in the world of spiders its a big conspiracy.
it's like you'll be sitting on the toilet taking a piss or shit and they'll jump out on you from no where! Its like you can hear them speaking in there french accents (because as you all should know spiders speak english with a french accent , its what makes them evil'er). So yeh they come running and you and when your on the toilet you cant get up and run away because your busy. So you have to balance yourself on the loo so they can't get you! Or do a strange dance thing and hope they dont jump at you leg!
Also the only reason we swallow spiders is because they have suicide bombers who are the terminally ill ones. Because there gonna die anyways they come during the night and throw themselves down your throat!!!!
I tell you its one big conspiracy in the world of spiders to scare me and my fellow scared of spiders people. They like to watch us scream and run away and abandon houses and any chances of a normal life.

hmmm..yeh....im thinking ill leave now... bye!!

Afro Joe · 9th March 2003, 07:08 PM

So see Zebra Spiders?
Thats the french with their funny stripey tshirts?
And u do actually get zebra spiders, trust me
I saw one once, i haaaaate spiders

Note: I do not support French stereotypical views

morven · 9th March 2003, 07:11 PM

i dunno if u actually get em or not cos im too afraid o them to go near them never mind spk to em!!

aunt gary · 9th March 2003, 07:12 PM

hey there sports fans

aw man i hate spiders, i remember last year the spiders, there were1000's all floating around dundee, it woz there breeding time & 1000's of baby's everywhere. me andy & dolan all shat ourselves & screamed like little girls.

chow ding

9th March 2003, 07:18 PM

Theres a big patch of spider eggs on the roof just outside my front door
im scared

21st March 2003, 09:43 AM

Hey, spiders are harmless. There just furry and there annoying, just stamp on them or throw them out the window. There are lots of evil things you can do to them!!!

9th March 2003, 07:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
morven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 2,635 Band: me and a banjo played by my donkey, phil.	boredom strikes.... ok im truely bored right now. can i ask some what the hell is this 'smiley' suppose to be doing exactly ? --- > no one ever sends me any txts. im just little miss no friends. see im so bored im thinking of random statements to say like for instanace i could tell you all about my spider theory. Ya c in the world of spiders its a big conspiracy. it's like you'll be sitting on the toilet taking a piss or shit and they'll jump out on you from no where! Its like you can hear them speaking in there french accents (because as you all should know spiders speak english with a french accent , its what makes them evil'er). So yeh they come running and you and when your on the toilet you cant get up and run away because your busy. So you have to balance yourself on the loo so they can't get you! Or do a strange dance thing and hope they dont jump at you leg! Also the only reason we swallow spiders is because they have suicide bombers who are the terminally ill ones. Because there gonna die anyways they come during the night and throw themselves down your throat!!!! I tell you its one big conspiracy in the world of spiders to scare me and my fellow scared of spiders people. They like to watch us scream and run away and abandon houses and any chances of a normal life. hmmm..yeh....im thinking ill leave now... bye!!

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9th March 2003, 07:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,284	So see Zebra Spiders? Thats the french with their funny stripey tshirts? And u do actually get zebra spiders, trust me I saw one once, i haaaaate spiders Note: I do not support French stereotypical views

9th March 2003, 07:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
morven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 2,635 Band: me and a banjo played by my donkey, phil.	i dunno if u actually get em or not cos im too afraid o them to go near them never mind spk to em!!

9th March 2003, 07:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	hey there sports fans aw man i hate spiders, i remember last year the spiders, there were1000's all floating around dundee, it woz there breeding time & 1000's of baby's everywhere. me andy & dolan all shat ourselves & screamed like little girls. chow ding

9th March 2003, 07:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Afro Joeeee Posts: n/a	Theres a big patch of spider eggs on the roof just outside my front door im scared

21st March 2003, 09:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
SpaceCow Posts: n/a	Hey, spiders are harmless. There just furry and there annoying, just stamp on them or throw them out the window. There are lots of evil things you can do to them!!!