how to get skinny fast

[humndislocation]

I still say an amphetamine diet is the way to go.

If you're lucky, you'll get whizz psychosis as well! Double bonus!

[: : Scott : :]

there is a lot to be said for anorexia


if you've got no self control it might cause problems, but if you want RESULTS then it migh be worth trying

Spoiler: I in no way endorse, suggest or advocate the concious development of anorexia as a serious and viable method of realistic weight loss ...unless you want RESULTS! j/k (results!) kidding.

[Chunder]

Accept that diets dont work and you have to change your lifestyle.... If you try and make a radical change against your lifestyle the chances are you will revert back to the way you were.

Maybe move country to somewhere hotter/with more healthy food?

Maybe get a job with a lot of manual labour involved?

Find a physical exercise that you ENJOY. Id say thats the most crucial point about exercise. You wont stick something you dislike. Maybe this could be tied in with transport. I lost a *lot* of weight when I was skating everywhere. About 5 stone in six months. Put it straight back on when I stopped skating, in about 4 months.

Basically any change to your lifestyle will over a time period reflect in your body shape. Anything temporary will give temporary results.

[pixelsink]

Try smuggling Cocaine into Bangkok and get caught................

[^_mincher_^]

How to get skinny: Fast.

[*Lyndsey*]

effadrine helps....my mates have lost stones on it : )

also, if you need fatty foods, try the aitkins diet, my mate is on it now and the pounds are droipping off him


oh and also get a personal trainer and just max the gym...always good to try and lots of swimming...i mean if you want results fast you really have to put in the work and effort : )

[Wally]

Take it from someone who's been skinny his entire adult life:

It sucks!

[Gemo]

Originally Posted by confessions

effadrine helps....my mates have lost stones on it : )

What is that? like trimspa and all those jazzy sort of things

I know people critise atkins but when i did it i lost a stone in a month, then christmas came and i put the weight back on (damn yorkshire pudding ) It really does help you lose weight but its hard to stick to as you dont always feel like a fry-up first thing every morning. And despite what people think you can still have some fruit and veggies like lettuce, cucumber, cabbage, broccolli, strawberries, blueberries and all other berries.

Also kirsty, you should come to gym with me and we can be gym buds

[I_got_a_mohawk]

Originally Posted by confessions

effadrine helps....my mates have lost stones on it : )

also, if you need fatty foods, try the aitkins diet, my mate is on it now and the pounds are droipping off him


oh and also get a personal trainer and just max the gym...always good to try and lots of swimming...i mean if you want results fast you really have to put in the work and effort : )

the aitkins diet will not work long term, as soon as you go off it you will go back to the way you were, people dont seem to understand you cant just cut one thing out of your diet, the body needs protein, carbohydrates and fat, just in the right quantities

[azpazzagus]

Originally Posted by NoWave

Incorrect, there are nice clothes that get made in larger sizes, they just tend not to look appropriate IE: Overweight Goth Girl in uber-tight fitting PVC = Shudder

P.S. before anyone who's seen me at cage pipes up, yes I know I'm a fatass and have no room to criticise and no I don't give a toss.

who are you?

[azpazzagus]

Originally Posted by Gemo

What is that? like trimspa and all those jazzy sort of things

I know people critise atkins but when i did it i lost a stone in a month, then christmas came and i put the weight back on (damn yorkshire pudding ) It really does help you lose weight but its hard to stick to as you dont always feel like a fry-up first thing every morning. And despite what people think you can still have some fruit and veggies like lettuce, cucumber, cabbage, broccolli, strawberries, blueberries and all other berries.

Also kirsty, you should come to gym with me and we can be gym buds

i will take you up on that gemma, when do we start?

[Gemo]

Originally Posted by I_got_a_mohawk

the aitkins diet will not work long term, as soon as you go off it you will go back to the way you were, people dont seem to understand you cant just cut one thing out of your diet, the body needs protein, carbohydrates and fat, just in the right quantities

So how come my mum lost like 3 stone on the atkins and been off it for over a year now and still not put the weight back on? And when you do atkins your not cutting out carbohydrates altogether, you just limit how much you eat, which is no different from people who limit there fat intake.

[Rich]

"Heres a hint: put down the fork. FACE!"