how to get skinny fast

azpazzagus · 8th June 2005, 01:48 PM

any sensible ideas?

Bobsy · 8th June 2005, 01:49 PM

starve yourself completely (y)

azpazzagus · 8th June 2005, 01:59 PM

hmmm not sensible. next.

Becca Bomb · 8th June 2005, 02:01 PM

live on soup for a few days

azpazzagus · 8th June 2005, 02:06 PM

why would that work?

Lindsay · 8th June 2005, 02:08 PM

i cut out meat, dairy, gluten, wheat, sugar and alcohol for a month once.

i ate veggies, quorn, wheat free pasta, drank loads of water and other healthy things like that.

i lost a stone in a month, but i lost 5 pounds in the first 10 days.

trickyvicki · 8th June 2005, 02:10 PM

Apparently loosing weight gradually over a period of time is better for you than loosing a large amount quickly, as there is more chance you will keep it off if you loose it gradually.

I could find some articles on the net about it if I could be bothered, only thing is I can't vouch for it myself as I have never tried to loose weight.

Filthy Ritch · 8th June 2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by trickyvicki

Apparently loosing weight gradually over a period of time is better for you than loosing a large amount quickly, as there is more chance you will keep it off if you loose it gradually.

I could find some articles on the net about it if I could be bothered, only thing is I can't vouch for it myself as I have never tried to loose weight.

but u should vicki,ur fat as fuck

but anyways.i lost some when i quit drinking for 2 months.i also cut out takeaways and started doing physical labour every day.im not thin,but im thinner,and fitter.

Gemo · 8th June 2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by m.e.b.u.n.n.y

why would that work?

cos theres only 200 calories max per tin of soup so have 3 a day and you'll have an eating disorder in no time

: : Scott : : · 8th June 2005, 04:59 PM

I find ramming my fingers down my throat after every meal helps, punctuated by eating several bars of chocolate and then vomiting those up too.

If that doesn't float your boat, work out how much energy you burn in a day and then eat slightly less than that through balanced food groups and you'll burn EXCESS FAT but retain MUSCLE.

PS i don't have a clue about this but if i was wanting to lose weight i'd imagine receiving that advice

DissolveD_JameS · 8th June 2005, 05:07 PM

Work as a chef in a pub kitchen for long enough to get bored of the food, eventually you won't want to eat at work and food is the last thing you want to see when you get home.

OR

Be skint. In my student days I lived off beans on toast for a few months... followed by about 8 months of Tesco Value Instant Noodles (once I was slightly richer) - I lost a couple of stone. Although it's been coming back more with every new job I get, money = indulgence.

earmuffin · 8th June 2005, 05:23 PM

do you REALLY need all four limbs?

elliott · 8th June 2005, 05:32 PM

eating 5 or 6 small meals a day is better than eating a large one twice a day, as it helps the body to be 'geared up' and burning those evil calories all day. you do lose weight with this method if the food you eat is relatively low in saturated fats/sugar etc bad stuff, but i always find myself still hungry after than one small grape, funny me.

Loosea · 8th June 2005, 05:40 PM

CUT OUT SNACKS. Is what i've heard helps you lose weight...stick to your 3 meals a day and eat well in the morning to keep you going till lunch. Also try not to eat after eight at night as apparantly your metabolism slows down at night. or something.

p.s. i really dunno how much of that is correct

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Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	starve yourself completely (y)

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azpazzagus la Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,806 Band: i used to play cello for the a forest	hmmm not sensible. next.

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azpazzagus la Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,806 Band: i used to play cello for the a forest	why would that work?

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Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,594	i cut out meat, dairy, gluten, wheat, sugar and alcohol for a month once. i ate veggies, quorn, wheat free pasta, drank loads of water and other healthy things like that. i lost a stone in a month, but i lost 5 pounds in the first 10 days.

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trickyvicki Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: dundee Posts: 1,544	Apparently loosing weight gradually over a period of time is better for you than loosing a large amount quickly, as there is more chance you will keep it off if you loose it gradually. I could find some articles on the net about it if I could be bothered, only thing is I can't vouch for it myself as I have never tried to loose weight.

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: : Scott : : Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,138	I find ramming my fingers down my throat after every meal helps, punctuated by eating several bars of chocolate and then vomiting those up too. If that doesn't float your boat, work out how much energy you burn in a day and then eat slightly less than that through balanced food groups and you'll burn EXCESS FAT but retain MUSCLE. PS i don't have a clue about this but if i was wanting to lose weight i'd imagine receiving that advice

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DissolveD_JameS Restrained Abuser Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,264 Band: Dissolved	Work as a chef in a pub kitchen for long enough to get bored of the food, eventually you won't want to eat at work and food is the last thing you want to see when you get home. OR Be skint. In my student days I lived off beans on toast for a few months... followed by about 8 months of Tesco Value Instant Noodles (once I was slightly richer) - I lost a couple of stone. Although it's been coming back more with every new job I get, money = indulgence.

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earmuffin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I'm there. Posts: 1,655	do you REALLY need all four limbs?

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elliott i'm every woman Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 982 Band: kaput	eating 5 or 6 small meals a day is better than eating a large one twice a day, as it helps the body to be 'geared up' and burning those evil calories all day. you do lose weight with this method if the food you eat is relatively low in saturated fats/sugar etc bad stuff, but i always find myself still hungry after than one small grape, funny me.

8th June 2005, 05:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
Loosea Lawless Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Location: Location Posts: 383	CUT OUT SNACKS. Is what i've heard helps you lose weight...stick to your 3 meals a day and eat well in the morning to keep you going till lunch. Also try not to eat after eight at night as apparantly your metabolism slows down at night. or something. p.s. i really dunno how much of that is correct