The strangest dream I've ever had!

Johnny · 28th June 2005, 02:57 PM

On Saturday night, I drank copious amounts of Jagermeister when I was out, then fell asleep later on my sister couch and had the following fucked up dream:

I was on a bed with some amazingly gorgeous brunette supermodel, and we were beggining to get jiggy. After a bit of heavy petting the PS2 control pad came out (music was playing on a PS2), and she wanted me to plug it back in. So I found a cable and followed it, but it was the wrong connection.

So I found a PS2 pad and followed the cable to get to the connector. But instead of the proper connection, there was a brick sized block, the same material and colour as the couch I'd fell asleep on.

Then the supermodel was gone, and a big fat Japanese business man was on a couch. He was crying like they do in manga cartoon, with a big flood of tears coming out his eyes and waving his arms. Then he started shouting at his employees because they'd sold me shoddy goods and now he couldn't close the big business deal.

Anyone know what this means?

Dj-Zero · 28th June 2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny

Anyone know what this means?

You feel guilty that you play your PS2 too much? I'd consult my dream book but it's burried in a box somewhere while i move house.

Johnny · 28th June 2005, 03:15 PM

I don't play my PS2 enough! I'm half way through Silent Hill 3 and it's scared me off playing.

^_mincher_^ · 28th June 2005, 03:22 PM

it means don't get rat arsed on jager.

humndislocation · 28th June 2005, 03:32 PM

Surely drunk dreams can't mean anything?

I have the most fucked up dreams when I am drunk

Johnny · 28th June 2005, 03:36 PM

I wonder if different drinks give you different fucked up dreams.

I sense a scientific study coming up.

^_mincher_^ · 28th June 2005, 04:08 PM

You should get government funding! God knows they've funded some pointless research experiments in the past.

Johnny · 28th June 2005, 04:09 PM

They could buy me lots of alchohol and a big comfy bed!

And a notepad and pen to jot down the dreams I have!

^_mincher_^ · 28th June 2005, 04:15 PM

Screw that commision loads of scientists to make you some sort of dream imaging device...take them for every penny! EVERY FUCKING PENNY I TELLS YE!

Johnny · 28th June 2005, 04:16 PM

Like these guys?

^_mincher_^ · 28th June 2005, 04:16 PM

spot on!

28th June 2005, 02:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	The strangest dream I've ever had! On Saturday night, I drank copious amounts of Jagermeister when I was out, then fell asleep later on my sister couch and had the following fucked up dream: I was on a bed with some amazingly gorgeous brunette supermodel, and we were beggining to get jiggy. After a bit of heavy petting the PS2 control pad came out (music was playing on a PS2), and she wanted me to plug it back in. So I found a cable and followed it, but it was the wrong connection. So I found a PS2 pad and followed the cable to get to the connector. But instead of the proper connection, there was a brick sized block, the same material and colour as the couch I'd fell asleep on. Then the supermodel was gone, and a big fat Japanese business man was on a couch. He was crying like they do in manga cartoon, with a big flood of tears coming out his eyes and waving his arms. Then he started shouting at his employees because they'd sold me shoddy goods and now he couldn't close the big business deal. Anyone know what this means?

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28th June 2005, 03:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	I don't play my PS2 enough! I'm half way through Silent Hill 3 and it's scared me off playing.

28th June 2005, 03:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,574	it means don't get rat arsed on jager.

28th June 2005, 03:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,996 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Surely drunk dreams can't mean anything? I have the most fucked up dreams when I am drunk

28th June 2005, 03:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	I wonder if different drinks give you different fucked up dreams. I sense a scientific study coming up.

28th June 2005, 04:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,574	You should get government funding! God knows they've funded some pointless research experiments in the past.

28th June 2005, 04:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	They could buy me lots of alchohol and a big comfy bed! And a notepad and pen to jot down the dreams I have!

28th June 2005, 04:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,574	Screw that commision loads of scientists to make you some sort of dream imaging device...take them for every penny! EVERY FUCKING PENNY I TELLS YE!

28th June 2005, 04:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	Like these guys?

28th June 2005, 04:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,574	spot on!