Nosebleed

[Lynnie]

Originally Posted by invisible_girl

My mum's a nurse and she has been telling me since i was wee that this is the best way to stop a nose bleed, it has worked every time so far, so i'm sure i'll be fine!!!

Im a student nurse and times have changed

Its what we get taught as part of basic care now...

[invisible_girl]

I had one last night!!!!!

Coming home from my work at half 3 in the morning, just got to my door and my noise started gushing, i was really glad that it didn't happen in the taxi.

It took ages to stop, i woke my mum up and she said it looked like i had been slaughtering a chicken in the bathroom.

I couldn't feel the clot, so i just went to bed but as soon as i lay down it slipped down the back of my throat...............i HATE swallowing clots!!!!!

[hooligan]

ok, heres the crack. nosebleeds are a specialitiy of mine, and i can answear all the questions asked, heh.
so, no you dont not pinch your nose, this gets boreing quick and hurts after a while, and if you are haveing a shady nose bleed - leaves a big red pressure mark on your nose. what you do is you get loads and loads of TP and just stick it under both nostrils now do this untill no more blood comes out for 5 seconds when you take it awaycheacking after first 10 min and then after every 5), then after that ( if al goes well) you snort the clot and catch it in your mouth then spit it as hard as possible for maximum sound agaisnt the hardest surface.
solved.

crack kills.

[invisible_girl]

Everytime i try and snort the clot, it just slips down my throat, cos it's so slimy!!

[hooligan]

block of your throat with the back of ur tounge, the same way you snort bogies to spit them out

[Laura*]

You are all bloody tinkys.