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View Poll Results: What would you rather be
A Dick 8 72.73%
A Pussy 2 18.18%
An Asshole 1 9.09%
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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its a bit shit, but your forearms feel buffed after a half hour wank.

i'd rather have my man bits but also have a pair of tits. witn sensitive nipples. fuck yeah.

naaaaaaaaah you really dont want sensitive nips man, theyre a NIGHTMARE
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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fucking disgusting though....total unladylike tartish way to pee

if i have to wee outside, i squat : )

im a laydee
why dont u just wear a tampon AND pantie thingie..and piss yerself while walking down streeet..get to pub and flush it away?
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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fucking disgusting though....total unladylike tartish way to pee

if i have to wee outside, i squat : )

im a laydee
hahaha!

i tried squatting but i peed on my shoes. i love havign a cock, i can pee against walls and angle it so it goes way up in the air. wheeee!!!
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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naaaaaaaaah you really dont want sensitive nips man, theyre a NIGHTMARE
ok, i at least want nipples. big nipples. would make a change like.
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hahaha!

i tried squatting but i peed on my shoes. i love havign a cock, i can pee against walls and angle it so it goes way up in the air. wheeee!!!

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Old 14th September 2005, 02:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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why dont u just wear a tampon AND pantie thingie..and piss yerself while walking down streeet..get to pub and flush it away?


because honey, tampons would only help if it was blood pissing out of you

ladies have THREE holes : O
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:24 PM   #22 (permalink)
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one of many google "peeing standing up" and youll get loads
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because honey, tampons would only help if it was blood pissing out of you

ladies have THREE holes : O

O i ..the piss whole

wots the thingie...cph

clit piss hole
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
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fucking disgusting though....total unladylike tartish way to pee

if i have to wee outside, i squat : )

im a laydee

I squat but itd be funny to be able to pee standing up!
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:29 PM   #25 (permalink)
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imagine widdling on yourself though : P
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but if you aim properly you wont
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:36 PM   #27 (permalink)
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but if you aim properly you wont

talking about aim... http://pee-zees.tripod.com/
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jeesy peeps!
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