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View Poll Results: What would you rather be
A Dick 8 72.73%
A Pussy 2 18.18%
An Asshole 1 9.09%
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Old 13th September 2005, 01:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 13th September 2005, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 13th September 2005, 06:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 14th September 2005, 01:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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A pussy

you really mean cat though don't you.

i'd be a dick. because dicks fuck pussies AND assholes.

if i was a pussy i'd be getting fucked all the time and if i was an asshole, well that would be shit.
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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can i also add that i stole that from team america

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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your just pissed off because he called it a pussy and not a fandango.
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This thread is intresting..

has soo many meanings
sex

But also ...like ur a pussy (sissy) or dick (downiehahahahah kidding )

i go for Dick...same reason are Keerin ken
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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actually id go for dick

but not being one, actually having one

always wanted to know what it would feel like to play with yourself as a man


and, y'know, piss anywhere!!!
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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actually id go for dick

but not being one, actually having one

always wanted to know what it would feel like to play with yourself as a man


and, y'know, piss anywhere!!!
aye..we had this discussion in my law class :|..if i was a girl just for a day..i'd finger myself to death ..prob pee to see what it's like

p.s girls can pee anywere :P
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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theres a website that shows girls how to pee standing up and aim and everything, it looks quite tricky though
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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actually id go for dick

but not being one, actually having one

always wanted to know what it would feel like to play with yourself as a man


and, y'know, piss anywhere!!!

its a bit shit, but your forearms feel buffed after a half hour wank.

i'd rather have my man bits but also have a pair of tits. witn sensitive nipples. fuck yeah.
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Old 14th September 2005, 02:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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