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Old 15th September 2005, 09:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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down in fraggle rock
swing that bastard by the cock
swing him round yer head
til the fraggles dead
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Old 15th September 2005, 09:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
A weeee weeee drink of juice
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Old 15th September 2005, 09:43 PM   #18 (permalink)
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oh ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus! (shut yer puss!)
oh ye caaaaanny shove yer granny aff the bbus!! (shut yeeer puss!)
oooooooo ye cannnny shove yeeer graaaany
cuz shes yer mammys maaaammmmmmy
oh ye canny shove yer graaaaaaaannnny AFF THE BUS!!! (SHUT YER PUSS!)
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Old 15th September 2005, 09:51 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
A weeee weeee drink of juice
a wee wee CUP O TEA AND A BISCUIT
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Old 15th September 2005, 09:54 PM   #20 (permalink)
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wee wee


i say "piddle" its a much nicer word : )


piddle
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Old 15th September 2005, 09:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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a wee wee CUP O TEA AND A BISCUIT

CHILDREN DON'T DRINK TEA CHILDREN DRINK JUICE

fucking raf kids
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Old 15th September 2005, 11:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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liar, we had that in my school aswell.
wanna bet ya never! you woulda hat the one about him running over his cat!
trust me dude, why would i bullshit about something like that if im so obviously lying? it be like saying i was the director of tots tv or something.
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Old 16th September 2005, 04:54 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I know this isn't a kids rhyme but i love it!!!

Skinny Milinky (sp?) lang legs
umbarella feet
Went to the pictures
And couldnae find a seat
When the pictures started
She began tae greet
Skinny Milinky lang legs
And umbarella feet!!!
that's the version i knew too!
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Old 16th September 2005, 05:23 AM   #24 (permalink)
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We used to have the wonderfully subtle:

IP DIP DOG SHIT

JUICY FANNY! HAIRY TIT!

YOU ARE NOT IT!!!!

Thats Liverpool for you!
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Old 16th September 2005, 08:04 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Do you remember the night I did a big shite
right under your window
I thought it was grass that tickled my arse
but it was your finger

magiiiic moooments.

Good song that.
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Old 16th September 2005, 11:21 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
A weeee weeee drink of juice
Well we had:

Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
Stoooop the bus I need a weeeeee weeeeee
And the bus driver needs a POO
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Old 16th September 2005, 11:34 AM   #27 (permalink)
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down in fraggle rock
swing that bastard by the cock
swing him round yer head
til the fraggles dead
take another one
stick a chainsaw up his bum
turn the power on
now that fucker's gone
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Old 16th September 2005, 12:00 PM   #28 (permalink)
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take another one
stick a chainsaw up his bum
turn the power on
now that fucker's gone

hahahaa yaaaas!!!
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Old 16th September 2005, 12:17 PM   #29 (permalink)
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