naughty kid ryhmes - Page 3

manicidol · 16th September 2005, 07:23 PM

up ma bum and round the corner
thats the way to california

anyone ever heard of that?

or

ibble obble ip switch,
ibble obble out
turn a dirty dishcloth inside out

or

enie menie minie mo
catch a tiger by his toe
if he squeels let him go
enie menie minie mo

Rebelius · 16th September 2005, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by manicidol

enie menie minie mo
catch a tiger by his toe
if he squeels let him go
enie menie minie mo

was always nigger where i'm from.

protex_rick · 16th September 2005, 11:57 PM

micky mouse
in his house
pulling down his trousers
look mum
dirty bum
you are not it

was allways a good un!

Rebelius · 16th September 2005, 11:59 PM

reading the thread before you post.

was always a good un!

protex_rick · 17th September 2005, 12:03 AM

lol...sorry dude..

what about limrics...?

i knew a young lad called billy,
who cut off the end of his willy,
he wasn't a jew,
nor was he hebrew,
he just got an urge to be silly.

Laura* · 18th September 2005, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunder

We used to have the wonderfully subtle:

IP DIP DOG SHIT

JUICY FANNY! HAIRY TIT!

YOU ARE NOT IT!!!!

Thats Liverpool for you!

Haha, we had that too.
That's Fintry for you!

Did anyone else play the stripping game?

Everyone had to like, jump about crossing and uncrossing their legs while chanting:

Cat's got the measles,
Dog's got the flu,
Chicken's got the chicken pox,
and so do you!

Anyone who ends with their legs crossed had to take off an item of clothing and so on.

invisible_girl · 18th September 2005, 06:08 PM

Yeah we did that............i totally forgot about that until now!!!

Chunder · 19th September 2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by protex_rick

what about limrics...?

Old Irish classic by 'anonymous drunk'

As I sat upon my chair
I knew the bottom wasn't there
Nor legs nor back but I just sat
Ignoring little things like that

An absolute classic!

Baz · 21st September 2005, 01:32 PM

aye, get in had a long discussion about this with friends and came up with -

Sing a song of anal sex,
an areshole full of cum,
Four and twenty penis's
going up your bum,
When the orgies over,
Your arse begins to sting,
Wasn't it a silly thing
to take it up the ring!!

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep

zippy and bungle are in the jungle
jeffreys having fun
he is swimming with naked women and we can see his bum
dont be silly, thats his willy shining in the sun

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick jills fanny
Jack got a shock
with a mouth full of cock
Coz Jill's a fuckin tranny!

Mary had a little lamb
It would not stop it's gruntin
So she took it down the garden path
And kicked it's little cunt in

ArchFlameTera · 21st September 2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by earmuffin

postman pat, postman pat
postman pat ran over his cat
blood and guts were flying
postman pat was crying
pat will never drink and drive again

..was how WE were taught it in my day.

This is the way i remember it!

It was a tale of epic preportions!

FuriousGeorge · 21st September 2005, 05:50 PM

some might be offended. maybe.

my little pony
all skin and boney
made out of plastic
walks like a spastic

children from stirling, what will they think of next.

ArchFlameTera · 21st September 2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick jills fanny
Jack got a shock
with a mouth full of cock
Coz Jill's a fuckin tranny!

Mary had a little lamb
It would not stop it's gruntin
So she took it down the garden path
And kicked it's little cunt in

These classics will be remembered well over genertations to come

jynx · 21st September 2005, 06:08 PM

I know that johnny had a pidgeon one...cept we learnt charlie had a budgie.

jack and jill went up the hill
jill was the ministers daughter
jill came down with half a crown
and it wasn't for carrying water.

Georgie porgie, pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when all the boys came out to play
he kissed them too he's funny that way.

and we'd sing 'she'll be coming round the mountain...' pretty much every day on the bus.

I only know 2 limericks.

There was an old man from China
who wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock
and burst his cock
and now he's got a vagina.

There once was a man from kentucket
whose dong was so long he could suck it
he walked down the street
just a swinging his meat
while he carried his balls in a bucket.

And my grandad always told me a shitty one,

I'll tell you a story bout jack annory
and now my storys begun
I'll tell you another about his wee brother
and now my story is done...

but then again my grandad took to calling me fanny adams...he was a bit odd to be honest.

Ferg · 22nd September 2005, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don

zippy and bungle are in the jungle
jeffreys having fun
he is swimming with naked women and we can see his bum
dont be silly, thats his willy shining in the sun

zippy and bungle went to the jungle,
looking for jungle fun,
zippy was silly and pulled out his willy
and stuck it up bungles' bum.
..
my granny played for scotland,
she nearly scored a goal,
she done the splits,
and burst her tits,
and the ball went up her hole.
..
jesus christ, superstar,
came down from heaven in a jaguar,
pulled a skid,
killed a kid,
slit his balls on a dustbin lid.
..
it comes out your bum like pedigree chum,
diarrhea, diarrhea.
..
Arty farty had a party,
all the farts were there,
tooty fruity done a beauty,
and they all went out for air.
..
(my grandads favourite)
down yonder green valley there lived a wee taly,
i geed him some biscuits tae start a wee shop,
when the wee shop was started,
the wee taly farted,
and blew all the biscuits away up a kye.

16th September 2005, 07:23 PM	#31 (permalink)
manicidol Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: dundee, scotland Posts: 96 Band: Dirty Wee Middens (groupie)	up ma bum and round the corner thats the way to california anyone ever heard of that? or ibble obble ip switch, ibble obble out turn a dirty dishcloth inside out or enie menie minie mo catch a tiger by his toe if he squeels let him go enie menie minie mo

16th September 2005, 11:57 PM	#33 (permalink)
protex_rick KOT 13th,,,,,, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: City of discovey!! cough shite cough Posts: 710	micky mouse in his house pulling down his trousers look mum dirty bum you are not it was allways a good un!

16th September 2005, 11:59 PM	#34 (permalink)
Rebelius Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 7,189	reading the thread before you post. was always a good un!

17th September 2005, 12:03 AM	#35 (permalink)
protex_rick KOT 13th,,,,,, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: City of discovey!! cough shite cough Posts: 710	lol...sorry dude.. what about limrics...? i knew a young lad called billy, who cut off the end of his willy, he wasn't a jew, nor was he hebrew, he just got an urge to be silly.

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invisible_girl Goonies never say die Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 719	Yeah we did that............i totally forgot about that until now!!!

21st September 2005, 01:32 PM	#39 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,727 Band: 15 Minutes	aye, get in had a long discussion about this with friends and came up with - Sing a song of anal sex, an areshole full of cum, Four and twenty penis's going up your bum, When the orgies over, Your arse begins to sting, Wasn't it a silly thing to take it up the ring!! Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed Little Bo Peep was giving him head As he came she started to weep She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep zippy and bungle are in the jungle jeffreys having fun he is swimming with naked women and we can see his bum dont be silly, thats his willy shining in the sun Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick jills fanny Jack got a shock with a mouth full of cock Coz Jill's a fuckin tranny! Mary had a little lamb It would not stop it's gruntin So she took it down the garden path And kicked it's little cunt in

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FuriousGeorge Who Wants This Dog!? Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: dundee Posts: 566 Band: George Micheal	some might be offended. maybe. my little pony all skin and boney made out of plastic walks like a spastic children from stirling, what will they think of next.

21st September 2005, 06:08 PM	#43 (permalink)
jynx Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 642	I know that johnny had a pidgeon one...cept we learnt charlie had a budgie. jack and jill went up the hill jill was the ministers daughter jill came down with half a crown and it wasn't for carrying water. Georgie porgie, pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry when all the boys came out to play he kissed them too he's funny that way. and we'd sing 'she'll be coming round the mountain...' pretty much every day on the bus. I only know 2 limericks. There was an old man from China who wasn't a very good climber he slipped on a rock and burst his cock and now he's got a vagina. There once was a man from kentucket whose dong was so long he could suck it he walked down the street just a swinging his meat while he carried his balls in a bucket. And my grandad always told me a shitty one, I'll tell you a story bout jack annory and now my storys begun I'll tell you another about his wee brother and now my story is done... but then again my grandad took to calling me fanny adams...he was a bit odd to be honest.