naughty kid ryhmes - Page 4

Baz · 22nd September 2005, 12:09 PM

Mary had a little lamb,
Its arse was black as charcoal,
And every time it farted,
Sparks flew out its arsehole

Mary, Mary
Quite contrary
Shave yer minge
Its far too hairy!!

There was a young man from Mauritius
who said "That last fuck was delicious"
but the next time i cum, it will be up your bum
as those scabs on your cunt look suspicious

maz · 22nd September 2005, 02:55 PM

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now it goes to school with her...
...between two slices of bread

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon (sp)
1000 volts went uo its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.

jynx · 25th September 2005, 01:49 AM

This isn't really a kids one, but I chibbed it from some neo-nazi-self-harming-contrived-sterotype-fucks livejournal, (if your reading this and your her, sue me.)

"I'm a real girly, girl... who likes to murder and fuck,
A real zombie girl who likes to lick 'n' suck,
A necrophiliac who loves to have fun with the dead,
A slutty girl who keeps knives under her bed."

cute ay? She's probably complaining bout not being understood and dying alone, you hang in there kiddo, you right, it is the rest of the world thats wrong..... erg, I'm bitter... I only read 3 entries and she poisoned me.

Ferg · 26th September 2005, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humndislocation

The version I heard was

zippy and bungle went to the jungle,
zippy got silly, and cut off his willy

yeh totally, that was a common variation!

xdavidx · 26th September 2005, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jynx

...I chibbed it from...

...you stabbed that rhyme, using a blade you fashion in DIY style, in prison?

are you sure "chibbed" is the word you're looking for?

kaleidoscope · 26th September 2005, 08:28 AM

My mum taught me this one v. loudly in tesco at the buiscuit shelf-

"mrs mcvitty, had only one titty to feed the baby on,
the poor little fucker had only one sucker to bite and chew upoun."

jynx · 28th September 2005, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xdavidx

...you stabbed that rhyme, using a blade you fashion in DIY style, in prison?

are you sure "chibbed" is the word you're looking for?

I would feel like a cunt, but this isn't the first time I thought your pointed comments were below the belt and also unfunny so...

are you sure you couldn't be any more anal retentive?

xdavidx · 28th September 2005, 08:06 AM

below the belt? what are you hyper-sensitive about using a completely unsuitable word? I don't understand what "promulgating" means, which is why I don't try to use it.

edit - hey turns out promulgating means "to announce publically". so why don't you stop promulgating how touchy you are. touchy.

spam_javelin · 28th September 2005, 04:44 PM

Cant beleive no ones said this yet.

My friend billy
had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the girl next door

She thought it was a snake
and she hit it with a rake
and now its only four foot four

*Lyndsey* · 28th September 2005, 05:51 PM

this one sounds better said out loud : (

I want ma hole
I want ma hole
I want ma hol-i-daaay!

Ti see the cunt
Ti see the cunt
Ti see the coun-ta-ray!

Fuck you
Fuck you
For cu-re-o-sity!

I want ma hole
I want ma hole
I want ma holiday!

its also got a wee tune to go with it

Mugetsu · 29th September 2005, 02:26 AM

My mother and your mother were hanging out the clothes,
My mother punched your mother on the nose,
What colour was the blood?

Then whatever colour they picked you had to have a piece of clothing on that colour. Thank fuck for stupid goalie tops when I was young, I was never it!!

Shawman · 30th September 2005, 01:07 PM

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10 thousand volts shoot up it's arse and turn the lamb to nylon

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22nd September 2005, 12:09 PM	#46 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,644 Band: 15 Minutes	Mary had a little lamb, Its arse was black as charcoal, And every time it farted, Sparks flew out its arsehole Mary, Mary Quite contrary Shave yer minge Its far too hairy!! There was a young man from Mauritius who said "That last fuck was delicious" but the next time i cum, it will be up your bum as those scabs on your cunt look suspicious

22nd September 2005, 02:55 PM	#47 (permalink)
maz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Scotland, Dundee Posts: 1,104	Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead now it goes to school with her... ...between two slices of bread Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon (sp) 1000 volts went uo its bum and turned its wool to nylon.

25th September 2005, 01:49 AM	#48 (permalink)
jynx Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 642	This isn't really a kids one, but I chibbed it from some neo-nazi-self-harming-contrived-sterotype-fucks livejournal, (if your reading this and your her, sue me.) "I'm a real girly, girl... who likes to murder and fuck, A real zombie girl who likes to lick 'n' suck, A necrophiliac who loves to have fun with the dead, A slutty girl who keeps knives under her bed." cute ay? She's probably complaining bout not being understood and dying alone, you hang in there kiddo, you right, it is the rest of the world thats wrong..... erg, I'm bitter... I only read 3 entries and she poisoned me.

26th September 2005, 08:28 AM	#51 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	My mum taught me this one v. loudly in tesco at the buiscuit shelf- "mrs mcvitty, had only one titty to feed the baby on, the poor little fucker had only one sucker to bite and chew upoun."

28th September 2005, 08:06 AM	#53 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,996 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	below the belt? what are you hyper-sensitive about using a completely unsuitable word? I don't understand what "promulgating" means, which is why I don't try to use it. edit - hey turns out promulgating means "to announce publically". so why don't you stop promulgating how touchy you are. touchy.

28th September 2005, 04:44 PM	#54 (permalink)
spam_javelin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Above Mcgee's, Byres Rd, Glasgow \m/, Posts: 192	Cant beleive no ones said this yet. My friend billy had a ten foot willy he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake and she hit it with a rake and now its only four foot four

28th September 2005, 05:51 PM	#55 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,264	this one sounds better said out loud : ( I want ma hole I want ma hole I want ma hol-i-daaay! Ti see the cunt Ti see the cunt Ti see the coun-ta-ray! Fuck you Fuck you For cu-re-o-sity! I want ma hole I want ma hole I want ma holiday! its also got a wee tune to go with it

29th September 2005, 02:26 AM	#56 (permalink)
Mugetsu Meow! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Perth Posts: 2,411 Band: Nothing at the mo.	My mother and your mother were hanging out the clothes, My mother punched your mother on the nose, What colour was the blood? Then whatever colour they picked you had to have a piece of clothing on that colour. Thank fuck for stupid goalie tops when I was young, I was never it!!

30th September 2005, 01:07 PM	#57 (permalink)
Shawman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Kirriemuir (fun) Posts: 2,504 Band: Error In Excellence (bass)	mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 10 thousand volts shoot up it's arse and turn the lamb to nylon