naughty kid ryhmes

Schmurgle · 14th September 2005, 11:47 PM

i was just thinking today of all the wee "rhymes" that me and my mates would say when we had to pick teams and other random stuff.

my favourite was : " there's a soldier in the grass,
with a bullet up his arse,
pull it out, pull it out,
and guess what colour of blood came out".

we had loads of these and i remembered them all today but i cant remember them now!! Help me out people!

protex_rick · 14th September 2005, 11:54 PM

postman pat,
postman pat,
paostman pat shot his black and white cat
used a fucking rifle,
blew jess into trifle,
no wonder the rspca went mad!

i mad that up when i was about 10.

hooligan · 15th September 2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by protex_rick

postman pat,
postman pat,
paostman pat shot his black and white cat
used a fucking rifle,
blew jess into trifle,
no wonder the rspca went mad!

i mad that up when i was about 10.

liar, we had that in my school aswell.

Hat Of Cheese · 15th September 2005, 05:24 PM

Bang bang you're dead
50 bullets to your head
Plus one up your bum
That makes 51

invisible_girl · 15th September 2005, 05:27 PM

Remember the good old days.

There's so many wee rhymes but i've forgotten them all!!!

*Lyndsey* · 15th September 2005, 05:31 PM

yeah...we used to use rhymes like that to pick who was "out" at hide and seek or whatever wee kiddies game we were playing

fucked if i can remember them though : P

Shite-puss · 15th September 2005, 05:33 PM

Popeye the sailor man
He lives in a caravan
He went to the swimming
And Fucked all the women
He's Popeye the sailor man

Toot Toot

invisible_girl · 15th September 2005, 05:41 PM

I know this isn't a kids rhyme but i love it!!!

Skinny Milinky (sp?) lang legs
An umbarella feet
Went to the pictures
And couldnae find a seat
When the pictures started
She began tae greet
Skinny Milinky lang legs
And umbarella feet!!!

Rebelius · 15th September 2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by invisible_girl

I know this isn't a kids rhyme but i love it!!!

Skinny Milinky (sp?) lang legs
An umbarella feet
Went to the pictures
And couldnae find a seat
When the pictures started
She began tae greet
Skinny Milinky lang legs
And umbarella feet!!!

Skinny Malinky Longlegs
Big Banana feet
went tae the pictures
and couldnae find a seat
when the picture started
Skinny Malinky farted
Skinny Malinky longlegs
Big Banana feet

Quote:

Originally Posted by confessions

yeah...we used to use rhymes like that to pick who was "out" at hide and seek or whatever wee kiddies game we were playing

fucked if i can remember them though : P

Mickey Mouse in his house
pulling down his trousers
look mum, dirty bum!
you are not it.

Ipp dip dog shit you are not it.

gabrillowise · 15th September 2005, 09:28 PM

Johnny had a pigeon
A pigeon, a pigeon
Johnny had a pigeon
A pigeon he had
It flew in the day
It flew in the night
And when it came back
It was covered in...
JOOOOOOOOHNNY had a pigeon
A pigeon, a pigeon
Johnny had a pigeon
A pigeon he had

*Lyndsey* · 15th September 2005, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebelius

Skinny Malinky Longlegs
Big Banana feet
went tae the pictures
and couldnae find a seat
when the picture started
Skinny Malinky farted
Skinny Malinky longlegs
Big Banana feet

the amount of times that was sang to me due to my surname being Long was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuunbelievable

yeah kids sooo funny!!!

they made em the bitter twisted person i am today

*Lyndsey* · 15th September 2005, 09:30 PM

fanny morgan
plays the organ
and she plays
it very well
she has a sister
who had a blister
in the middle
of her...fanny morgan
plays the organ
(rpt rpt rpt)

blister eh? sounds like GENITAL WARTS to me!

I_got_a_mohawk · 15th September 2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebelius

Mickey Mouse in his house
pulling down his trousers
look mum, dirty bum!
you are not it.

vintage

I_got_a_mohawk · 15th September 2005, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by confessions

the amount of times that was sang to me due to my surname being Long was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuunbelievable

yeah kids sooo funny!!!

they made em the bitter twisted person i am today

I still get the williams wish wellingtons theme sung at me all the time, suck it up

14th September 2005, 11:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Schmurgle Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: schmurglesville Posts: 945 Band: spam purse	naughty kid ryhmes i was just thinking today of all the wee "rhymes" that me and my mates would say when we had to pick teams and other random stuff. my favourite was : " there's a soldier in the grass, with a bullet up his arse, pull it out, pull it out, and guess what colour of blood came out". we had loads of these and i remembered them all today but i cant remember them now!! Help me out people!

14th September 2005, 11:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
protex_rick KOT 13th,,,,,, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: City of discovey!! cough shite cough Posts: 710	postman pat, postman pat, paostman pat shot his black and white cat used a fucking rifle, blew jess into trifle, no wonder the rspca went mad! i mad that up when i was about 10.

15th September 2005, 05:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hat Of Cheese 25 chars is plenty of spa Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Blairgooowrie Posts: 872	Bang bang you're dead 50 bullets to your head Plus one up your bum That makes 51

15th September 2005, 05:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
invisible_girl Goonies never say die Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 719	Remember the good old days. There's so many wee rhymes but i've forgotten them all!!!

15th September 2005, 05:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,264	yeah...we used to use rhymes like that to pick who was "out" at hide and seek or whatever wee kiddies game we were playing fucked if i can remember them though : P

15th September 2005, 05:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
Shite-puss Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee city centre Posts: 2,340	Popeye the sailor man He lives in a caravan He went to the swimming And Fucked all the women He's Popeye the sailor man Toot Toot

15th September 2005, 05:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
invisible_girl Goonies never say die Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 719	I know this isn't a kids rhyme but i love it!!! Skinny Milinky (sp?) lang legs An umbarella feet Went to the pictures And couldnae find a seat When the pictures started She began tae greet Skinny Milinky lang legs And umbarella feet!!!

15th September 2005, 09:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 1,998	Johnny had a pigeon A pigeon, a pigeon Johnny had a pigeon A pigeon he had It flew in the day It flew in the night And when it came back It was covered in... JOOOOOOOOHNNY had a pigeon A pigeon, a pigeon Johnny had a pigeon A pigeon he had

15th September 2005, 09:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,264	fanny morgan plays the organ and she plays it very well she has a sister who had a blister in the middle of her...fanny morgan plays the organ (rpt rpt rpt) blister eh? sounds like GENITAL WARTS to me!