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Old 17th September 2005, 11:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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how the fuck......

do u get rid of hip cups???????


ive tried everything and i think i am about to explode, its the 4th time today but all ive had to eat is 3 pks of crispas. they are very sore!!!!
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Old 17th September 2005, 11:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If you start wanting to hiccup they go away
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Old 17th September 2005, 11:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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detach them from your goddamned hips dude!
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Old 18th September 2005, 12:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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oh yeah, hahahahahaha i m,eant hic, im a pissed bastard but my hicups are less, but not quite gone. Ahhhhh, i fuckin hate them!!!!
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Old 18th September 2005, 11:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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If you start wanting to hiccup they go away
he's right btw, if you're with someone hiccuping and you seriously say to them "i'll give you a fiver if you hiccup again", they'll stop.

if you're on your own, what i always do is hold your hands together really tight and breathe in... hold it as long as you can but not too strainedly if that makes sense, when you can't hold it any more, breathe out and breathe straight back in again, do the same again, and a couple more times, and you should be fine.

or drink out of the wrong side of a cup.
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Old 18th September 2005, 11:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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drinking on the wrong side of a glass totally works, and the liquid tastes better too
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Old 18th September 2005, 11:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Drink a pint of lava, it'll melt your throat and you won't be able to hiccup anymore.
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Old 18th September 2005, 11:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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drinking on the wrong side of a glass totally works, and the liquid tastes better too
That works for me, or swallowing 3 times while you hold your nose and have your mouth shut, its hard but it works
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Old 18th September 2005, 11:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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you cover every opening on your head, nose, mouth, ears. Whilst holding your breath.
it works for most people i've told it to
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Old 18th September 2005, 01:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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you cover every opening on your head, nose, mouth, ears. Whilst holding your breath.
it works for most people i've told it to

Can you leak air out of your ears keerin can aparently "breathe" through his eyes
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Old 18th September 2005, 01:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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damn right. its ace. im gonna squirt milk at you through my eyeball!
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Old 18th September 2005, 02:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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do u get rid of hip cups???????


ive tried everything and i think i am about to explode, its the 4th time today but all ive had to eat is 3 pks of crispas. they are very sore!!!!
Drink a glass of water upside down, it really works!
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Old 18th September 2005, 04:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Stand on your head, while drinking a glass of water through your ear.

It totally works!
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Old 18th September 2005, 04:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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no, what you should doo is ear ear ear ear nose water ear ear ear ear
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