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Old 1st October 2005, 11:17 AM   #16 (permalink)
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The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.

Elephants are the only mammals who cannot jump.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up to the sky.
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Old 1st October 2005, 12:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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There are also no words in the English language that rhyme with silver, orange and purple.
But there IS a place somewhere in the UK called Borange.
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Old 1st October 2005, 02:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You can lose upto 40% of your blood before your blood pressure drops.
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Old 1st October 2005, 03:03 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Lightning strikes seven tomes as many men as women.
Similarly, when lightning strikes something, it actually strikes it several times, as many different areas of charge use the ionised air as a path down to the object being struck.

So lightning really does strike twice.
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Old 1st October 2005, 03:51 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yeah, i don't know why people think that it never strikes the same place twice...........where'd they hear that from!?
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Old 6th October 2005, 11:24 AM   #21 (permalink)
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you probably know that a sneeze is 1/6 of an orgasm

the offspring's dexter has a degree in microbiology

people's teeth go pink when they hang themselves

we are not alone in the universe!!!!!!!!!
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Old 6th October 2005, 11:36 AM   #22 (permalink)
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you probably know that a sneeze is 1/6 of an orgasm
What about sneezing six times in succession?
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Old 6th October 2005, 11:36 AM   #23 (permalink)
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If you chew chewing gum while peeling an onion you will not cry.
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Old 6th October 2005, 11:39 AM   #24 (permalink)
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What about sneezing six times in succession?
moistness will soon follow
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Old 6th October 2005, 11:41 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I never snezze just once, when i snezze i do it about 4 or 5 times, and i don't get moist or anything near an orgasm, i just get annoyed!
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Old 6th October 2005, 11:43 AM   #26 (permalink)
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shame. but it's per sneeze. it don't matter how much you sneeze. but if you manage it do let me know.
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Old 6th October 2005, 12:09 PM   #27 (permalink)
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haha think i'll go sniff some pepper or something!! haha
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Old 6th October 2005, 01:17 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Stolen from Alan's fact of the day:

Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab. And from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them crab flavoured sticks.

Most cornflakes come from the USA.
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Old 6th October 2005, 03:19 PM   #29 (permalink)
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haha think i'll go sniff some pepper or something!! haha
remember to let me know how you do lol
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