UGS Zombie Squad

[Dj-Zero]

Who was all in this again?

[earmuffin]

i'm fucking terrified of zombies. in fact, i was beginning to wonder about what should happen to me, were there a zombie attack on dundee.
i'd be dead meat. i'm pretty near a graveyard.

[corduroyboy]

Personal zombie plan:

Drive to Skye. Steal cars and park many on the bridge. Destroy bridge using fire + cars. Kill off all zombies on Skye. Live off the land 'til the whole thing blows over.

[Dj-Zero]

Originally Posted by corduroyboy

Personal zombie plan:

Drive to Skye. Steal cars and park many on the bridge. Destroy bridge using fire + cars. Kill off all zombies on Skye. Live off the land 'til the whole thing blows over.

That sounds like a plan, never thought about it that way but there are those of us, that when zombies do attack want to answer the call! We'll fight the fuckers, we'll help you by killing all the zombies

I personally am very handy with a crossbow, and rather good with a sword and shield also, (in full contact fighting with proper weighted swords and shields not live action roleplay), I know a little bit about the wilderness, what's edible and what you can kill to eat. I also know a few folks who are very handy with weapons and a couple potentially good with guns, if we can get our hands on them. I know a few Royal Marines, a few martial artists a few hard bastards, also a few American Marines. And there's a lot of other useful folks I know. (Lewis could hook us up A-Team style!) And if I get these radios through we have a means of communication, I'm sure we could figure out more. Who's with me?

[Keerin]

DJ Zero is with me.

[Dj-Zero]

Originally Posted by Keerin

DJ Zero is with me.

Here is the plan We get the fleet of cars and lorries and make our way to Sky, everybody, but those that don't think you can fight stay behind us, we'll clear the way. We take shetland first then all the other wee islands up there. We use Shetland as our base of ops, we have to get our hands on a few warships and some fuel ammo etc. We then send them round destroying ships to prevent the infection getting out. Meanwhile we take the warbands into Scotland, from the north down, now killing zombies is main prioty, one we get down to the border we will need rest, and regroup for food ammo and, once we have cleared Scotland we rebuild Hadrians wall till we have the strength to clear england. Hopefully we'll have stopped the infection getting out of the country. Then we take england too. If the infection has managed to get out we secure the coast. Death or Glory!

Then again the Amercans would probably just bomb us all to shit!

[earmuffin]

i think i shall simply wear a neckbrace and suit of armour for the duration

[Keerin]

[joke]can't we just let england get eaten and start again? [/joke]

sounds like a plan doug!!!

[corduroyboy]

Originally Posted by earmuffin

i think i shall simply wear a neckbrace and suit of armour for the duration

I'm opting for paisley pyjamas & shades.

Cons
No resistance to, or protection against, zombie bites

Pros
Easy to move in
Slot for when you're bursting
Effortlessly cool
Shades in case it's sunny on Skye when we get there

[I_got_a_mohawk]

I would just wander about, im pretty sure the zombies wouldnt realise im not one, most people wouldnt notice the difference

The Skye plan is good

[RealR]

Originally Posted by earmuffin

i'm fucking terrified of zombies. in fact, i was beginning to wonder about what should happen to me, were there a zombie attack on dundee.
i'd be dead meat. i'm pretty near a graveyard.

i'd fight them off for ya ^_^

or at least make my death slow so you can get away.

[Dj-Zero]

Meet the Zombie Slayer 3000, isn't she a beauty? D (She's actually a Samurai 3000 but I have renamed her the Zombie Slayer 3000

Originally Posted by eBay

The weapon of the future is here, brought to you through a portal in time...

It's supposed to be a samurai sword from the year 3000

Originally Posted by eBay

The Samurai of the year 3000 A.D. is a master of high technology fighting and weaponry and their primary arm is the plasmium sword, a device constructed by highly disciplined weapon masters using an extremely secretive form of physics. Its virtually indestructible blade, charged by high energy ionized plasma, cuts through practically any material except another blade of its kind.

This is the sword that will lead us to our freedom from the zombie hordes...

yup, I'm bored, but this actual sword should be being delivered to me today or Monday.

[Lynnie]

I want to be a part of this!!!

Im scared of zombies but im sure i could kill them if i had to plus i can do all sorts of nurseish things and am a good cook.

Oh, i have lots of alcohol sitting in my room so i can provide people with beverages