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Ratbomb · 28th October 2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny

Can I fuck you in the belly button and spurt my steamy love custard all over your hair?

you have a way with words my friend! who doesnt love steamy love custard!?

earmuffin · 28th October 2005, 11:35 PM

the Detatched Retina

The Pumpkin · 30th October 2005, 02:06 AM

my word, what kind of people are on UGS nowadays! shite

Filthy Ritch · 30th October 2005, 12:14 PM

the BISMARK!

Rosco the magnificent · 30th October 2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xtoohot4ux

urs is pritty 2!

A/S/L wanna chat on msn?

xoxoxox

I have no idea who this is but i like them

edit- my pos rep turned xtoohot4ux's rep from red to green- i feel like i've made a +ve contribution today!

jynx · 31st October 2005, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikki S

hahaha yep pretty disgusting, usually he'll shit on her then they both rub it in and they find it a huge urn on, fucking sick if you ask me! haha

I think they might live near me. I was leaving my flat friday and someone had left a huge log on the stairwell, loads of people piss in my stairwell, I think it's cos I'm across from the offlicence. But that was a step too far. It was still there when I got home, then when I left on sat someone had stood in it and smeared it on the stairs....but when I came back it was gone.

At first I thought it might of been the homeless guy that used to sometimes sit and cry on the stairwell (I think he may of slept there too) but then a friend pointed out 'why shit where you sleep'. So I figured a drunk, but now I'm wondering...

I hate it when people shit in my stairwell

*Lyndsey* · 31st October 2005, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemo

yeah, you get it in watersons. Its beside the spiritual/witchy stuff.

thinking about that, thats quite bizarre! id have thought it would be in the adult section heh

krashd · 31st October 2005, 11:48 AM

the official kama sutra is pretty spiritual, on average only about 1% of couples would ever manage the crap this book dictates "stimulate your partner with your nose whilst hanging upside down from the loft wearing a toga"

it's nonsense, give me good old rumpy pumpy and a bit of 'how's yer father?' anyday. it's what made blighty what it is today, doggystyle kept the reich at bay for 6 years!!

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krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	the official kama sutra is pretty spiritual, on average only about 1% of couples would ever manage the crap this book dictates "stimulate your partner with your nose whilst hanging upside down from the loft wearing a toga" it's nonsense, give me good old rumpy pumpy and a bit of 'how's yer father?' anyday. it's what made blighty what it is today, doggystyle kept the reich at bay for 6 years!!