Neighbourhood Nutters - Page 2

Lynnie · 5th November 2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by freakonaleash

If there is a nuclear attack, which I don't worry about any more as there's no point (folk have been worrying about it since the 50's) then we will rush to the nuclear bunker and save you and Kieran a place. In fact, we will get Ronald MacDonald to hold it hostage in advance, so no other fuckers bagsy it first, and then we can hole ourselves up with all the weapons and food and will even have beds to sleep on

Note: we will have to oust Mr MacDonald as he is a complete nutter, and leave him outside to fend off enemies.

woo hoo, thats god news, ill bring along my first aid show box just incase anyone needs plasters or paracetamol

And ill have to remember to bring a pillow and my own sheets and suvet cause im not sleeping on scratchy army things, and alos they are a horrible colour!

Hecate · 5th November 2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

And ill have to remember to bring a pillow and my own sheets and suvet cause im not sleeping on scratchy army things, and alos they are a horrible colour!

lol

Lynnie · 5th November 2005, 06:08 PM

Well its true, i dont think i could sleep on kaki (sp) it might give me nightmares and i need soft sheets.

Im like the princess and the pea

Hecate · 5th November 2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

Well its true, i dont think i could sleep on kaki (sp) it might give me nightmares and i need soft sheets.

Im like the princess and the pea

he he! So I take it you're not particularly fond of camping then?

Lynnie · 5th November 2005, 06:13 PM

never been

Hecate · 5th November 2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

never been

You must come on a trip with us to the Highlands, and bring your first aid kit, it is an awesome experience

humndislocation · 5th November 2005, 06:35 PM

I thought about trying to get to the bunker, if there were time...

That said, what if it's still a nuclear target? You'd be fucked then.

Lynnie · 5th November 2005, 06:38 PM

but its designed for nuclear wars and things so would you not be safe?

humndislocation · 5th November 2005, 06:59 PM

Not if a nuclear bomb hit it directly. No material on earth can withstand the temperatures at ground zero of a nuclear explosion.

If the bunker was known about, and happened to still be on the list of nuclear targets, and they really wanted to hit it, then they could.

Lynnie · 5th November 2005, 07:01 PM

Ah well, kate with her gigantic brain will come up with a new fantastic idea

You better get thinking though, we dont want to be caught out...

I_got_a_mohawk · 5th November 2005, 07:03 PM

Blair is full of halfwit arseholes like that

On a random note i know ppl living in magnum house, i pity all who live there!

Hecate · 5th November 2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynnie

Ah well, kate with her gigantic brain will come up with a new fantastic idea

You better get thinking though, we dont want to be caught out...

Place a massive trampoline over the bunker, at a slight angle, aimed to reroute the bomb to magnum house?
Of course making sure that all ugs-ers and friends leave before it hits.

Lynnie · 5th November 2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by freakonaleash

Place a massive trampoline over the bunker, at a slight angle, aimed to reroute the bomb to magnum house?
Of course making sure that all ugs-ers and friends leave before it hits.

good plan!

Waht is Magnum house though

5th November 2005, 06:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
Lynnie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fragglerock Posts: 976	Well its true, i dont think i could sleep on kaki (sp) it might give me nightmares and i need soft sheets. Im like the princess and the pea

5th November 2005, 06:13 PM	#20 (permalink)
Lynnie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fragglerock Posts: 976	never been

5th November 2005, 06:35 PM	#22 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,840 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	I thought about trying to get to the bunker, if there were time... That said, what if it's still a nuclear target? You'd be fucked then.

5th November 2005, 06:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Lynnie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fragglerock Posts: 976	but its designed for nuclear wars and things so would you not be safe?

5th November 2005, 06:59 PM	#24 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,840 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Not if a nuclear bomb hit it directly. No material on earth can withstand the temperatures at ground zero of a nuclear explosion. If the bunker was known about, and happened to still be on the list of nuclear targets, and they really wanted to hit it, then they could.

5th November 2005, 07:01 PM	#25 (permalink)
Lynnie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fragglerock Posts: 976	Ah well, kate with her gigantic brain will come up with a new fantastic idea You better get thinking though, we dont want to be caught out...

5th November 2005, 07:03 PM	#26 (permalink)
I_got_a_mohawk Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Blairgowrie Posts: 4,749 Band: Spengler	Blair is full of halfwit arseholes like that On a random note i know ppl living in magnum house, i pity all who live there!

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