Neighbourhood Nutters

Fritz · 4th November 2005, 02:15 PM

Hey guys! Yey!

Up until recently (thank fuck!) I had this fucking nut-job living across the street from me, in Magnum House, Seagate. My living room window was directly adjacent from his and this guy used to stand there pretty much all day long with his window open, shouting incoherent gibberish except for the all-too occasional 'Fuck', 'Cunt', 'Bastard', etc. The walls in my place are not very thick at all so I could hear this guy all the time, even with my TV or stereo on. This went on for about a year and as I got to know the police from calling them up to silence the fucking piece of shit, I found out that they had recieved an incredible amount of complaints about him from other folk in the area. Not only that but he thought was a secret agent and they would find him on occasions in full camouflage gear in the middle of round-abouts with a pair of binoculars. The guy was clearly deluded so I never confronted him (although a really wanted to and sink a knife into his neck) when I would see him walking about town, always wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap which covered most of his face and just added to his creepy persona. Looking out my window now it would appear the flat has new occupents for which I am extremely grateful. I was just wondering if anyone else has any tales of fucking loony tunes in their area?

Kevxx · 4th November 2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

Hey guys! Yey!

Up until recently (thank fuck!) I had this fucking nut-job living across the street from me, in Magnum House, Seagate. My living room window was directly adjacent from his and this guy used to stand there pretty much all day long with his window open, shouting incoherent gibberish except for the all-too occasional 'Fuck', 'Cunt', 'Bastard', etc. The walls in my place are not very thick at all so I could hear this guy all the time, even with my TV or stereo on. This went on for about a year and as I got to know the police from calling them up to silence the fucking piece of shit, I found out that they had recieved an incredible amount of complaints about him from other folk in the area. Not only that but he thought was a secret agent and they would find him on occasions in full camouflage gear in the middle of round-abouts with a pair of binoculars. The guy was clearly deluded so I never confronted him (although a really wanted to and sink a knife into his neck) when I would see him walking about town, always wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap which covered most of his face and just added to his creepy persona. Looking out my window now it would appear the flat has new occupents for which I am extremely grateful. I was just wondering if anyone else has any tales of fucking loony tunes in their area?

thats my uncle jimmy

Fritz · 4th November 2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevxx

thats my uncle jimmy

Congrats

Rich · 4th November 2005, 02:45 PM

Surely a few people must know about Glenrothes' own legend 'Mad Pat'?

When I was wee she chucked her television at me.

Dj-Zero · 4th November 2005, 03:06 PM

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I was just wondering if anyone else has any tales of fucking loony tunes in their area?

That sounds like the guy i saw in the High St one night, he grabbed the collar of his coat and shouted into it "The eagle is leaving the nest, repeat, the eagle is leaving the nest" and ran off down an alleyway.

In Peddie Street we had this twat across the road who threw eggs at every window in our block, from his 2nd floor window). This was about midnight and he kept waking our daughter. We couldn't see where the egs were coming from, so i stood in the shadows in our close and saw him do it. I ran over to his door and the little guys who used to collect money outside the Mardi answered. I told him under no uncertain terms that if the twat in the celtic top didn't stop throwing eggs then I would call the police. So 10 minutes later, another egg hit our window and the police were called. When they turned up they advised me not to go to their door again as the guy who was throwing the eggs was likely to stab me. So anyway, the police went up to give them a warning only to find someone in there with a warrant out on him. They took they guy away in their van and no sooner had they left then the guy started shouting across the street, hanging out his window that he was gonna kill us. The police came back and took him away, a month later they had been moved out. What amazes me is that the guy obviously didn't consider the fact that he would get caught, especially with a wanted felon in his flat.

Rich · 4th November 2005, 03:15 PM

That sounds like the guy i saw in the High St one night, he grabbed the collar of his coat and shouted into it "The eagle is leaving the nest, repeat, the eagle is leaving the nest" and ran off down an alleyway.

haha

i would have loved to live next to this guy, i would play along with him.

Keerin · 4th November 2005, 03:29 PM

our old next door neighbour was a fruit bat.

she called my dad a layabout because he was kicking a ball about in the backgarden with me instead of going to work, except he was on nights and was about to leave.

we were also forced to get rid of our dog because she made numerous bogus complaints to the council about how we abused our dog and left it outside all the time and stuff.

she's deed now though.

*edit*

i was just in the toilet, doing a dump (in college) and the guy in the cubicle next to me was going maths under his breath.

humndislocation · 4th November 2005, 04:38 PM

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i was just in the toilet, doing a dump (in college) and the guy in the cubicle next to me was going maths under his breath.

That's not so much mad, as absolutely awesome

Rich · 4th November 2005, 04:46 PM

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That's not so much mad, as absolutely awesome

i agree.
education should continue everywhere.

jynx · 4th November 2005, 05:41 PM

I seem to attact nutters, there was some crazy guy who had a fight with my bus driver last year, ended up with the bus driver punchin him in the face.

There's some old guy I see walking along past wellgate sometimes having long shouty cursing conversations with himself. He terrifies me.

And recently was meetin my old flatmate and she was wearing cheap heels which were making this clippy noise. So she came rushing down the street all clippity clop clippity... and as she passed this guy he put his hands over his ears and began yelling to shut up, shut up, shut up. and yelling about not getting a minutes silence

Hecate · 5th November 2005, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

Hey guys! Yey!

Up until recently (thank fuck!) I had this fucking nut-job living across the street from me, in Magnum House, Seagate. My living room window was directly adjacent from his and this guy used to stand there pretty much all day long with his window open, shouting incoherent gibberish except for the all-too occasional 'Fuck', 'Cunt', 'Bastard', etc. The walls in my place are not very thick at all so I could hear this guy all the time, even with my TV or stereo on. This went on for about a year and as I got to know the police from calling them up to silence the fucking piece of shit, I found out that they had recieved an incredible amount of complaints about him from other folk in the area. Not only that but he thought was a secret agent and they would find him on occasions in full camouflage gear in the middle of round-abouts with a pair of binoculars. The guy was clearly deluded so I never confronted him (although a really wanted to and sink a knife into his neck) when I would see him walking about town, always wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap which covered most of his face and just added to his creepy persona. Looking out my window now it would appear the flat has new occupents for which I am extremely grateful. I was just wondering if anyone else has any tales of fucking loony tunes in their area?

That sounds like Ronald macDonald, seriously that is his real name.
About 10 years ago he held up his ex and his daughter in their house, I don't know what with, but some kind of gun. The seige went on for hours, the armed police were running about all the neighbours' gardens and they blocked the road off with police vans.
He was sectioned for a while.
A couple of years back he got hold of a tractor, covered it in camouflage gear and rammed into the secret bunker. It was in the papers at the same time as big brother, they headlined with " Day Three in the Big Bunker House". He holed himself in with this skeleton which he gave cigarettes and food to, which you could see on the cctv in the cafe there.

humndislocation · 5th November 2005, 06:01 AM

I remember hearing about him in the secret bunker. I've visited the secret bunker, it's airwolf as fuck.

Apparently you can hire it out as a venue as well. I could be tempted... How metal/industrial would a nuclear bunker be to hire out for a night?

Hecate · 5th November 2005, 02:41 PM

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I remember hearing about him in the secret bunker. I've visited the secret bunker, it's airwolf as fuck.

Apparently you can hire it out as a venue as well. I could be tempted... How metal/industrial would a nuclear bunker be to hire out for a night?

That would be perfect. Apparantly the dance/rave nights went well there, but metal would be amazing, especially with an underground bouncy castle mosh pit

4th November 2005, 02:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Fritz Uzi Lover Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,120 Band: Pretty much everything I touch turns to gold. Don't know what bands I play in? You should get out more you sad fuck!	Neighbourhood Nutters Hey guys! Yey! Up until recently (thank fuck!) I had this fucking nut-job living across the street from me, in Magnum House, Seagate. My living room window was directly adjacent from his and this guy used to stand there pretty much all day long with his window open, shouting incoherent gibberish except for the all-too occasional 'Fuck', 'Cunt', 'Bastard', etc. The walls in my place are not very thick at all so I could hear this guy all the time, even with my TV or stereo on. This went on for about a year and as I got to know the police from calling them up to silence the fucking piece of shit, I found out that they had recieved an incredible amount of complaints about him from other folk in the area. Not only that but he thought was a secret agent and they would find him on occasions in full camouflage gear in the middle of round-abouts with a pair of binoculars. The guy was clearly deluded so I never confronted him (although a really wanted to and sink a knife into his neck) when I would see him walking about town, always wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap which covered most of his face and just added to his creepy persona. Looking out my window now it would appear the flat has new occupents for which I am extremely grateful. I was just wondering if anyone else has any tales of fucking loony tunes in their area? __________________ "Are bummers deaf?"

4th November 2005, 03:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keerin UGS Site Writer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: probably work Posts: 6,116 Band: Welcome Home, Explorer; Vulsellum; Altruist	our old next door neighbour was a fruit bat. she called my dad a layabout because he was kicking a ball about in the backgarden with me instead of going to work, except he was on nights and was about to leave. we were also forced to get rid of our dog because she made numerous bogus complaints to the council about how we abused our dog and left it outside all the time and stuff. she's deed now though. edit i was just in the toilet, doing a dump (in college) and the guy in the cubicle next to me was going maths under his breath. __________________ Welcome Home, Explorer \|Vulsellum\|Scum Killer http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...6/scan0002.jpg Last edited by Keerin : 4th November 2005 at 03:49 PM.

4th November 2005, 02:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rich Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,556 Band: Action Man Bowtie	Surely a few people must know about Glenrothes' own legend 'Mad Pat'? When I was wee she chucked her television at me.

4th November 2005, 03:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rich Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,556 Band: Action Man Bowtie	That sounds like the guy i saw in the High St one night, he grabbed the collar of his coat and shouted into it "The eagle is leaving the nest, repeat, the eagle is leaving the nest" and ran off down an alleyway. haha i would have loved to live next to this guy, i would play along with him.

4th November 2005, 05:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
jynx Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 642	I seem to attact nutters, there was some crazy guy who had a fight with my bus driver last year, ended up with the bus driver punchin him in the face. There's some old guy I see walking along past wellgate sometimes having long shouty cursing conversations with himself. He terrifies me. And recently was meetin my old flatmate and she was wearing cheap heels which were making this clippy noise. So she came rushing down the street all clippity clop clippity... and as she passed this guy he put his hands over his ears and began yelling to shut up, shut up, shut up. and yelling about not getting a minutes silence

5th November 2005, 06:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,815 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	I remember hearing about him in the secret bunker. I've visited the secret bunker, it's airwolf as fuck. Apparently you can hire it out as a venue as well. I could be tempted... How metal/industrial would a nuclear bunker be to hire out for a night?