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Old 6th November 2005, 09:22 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I think I had size 6 feet when I was 9, and a lot of people are tall these days, so I don't think I'm in the minority. I think it would probably be really unusual for an adult male to have size 6 feet.

I could be wrong though.
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Old 6th November 2005, 09:40 PM   #32 (permalink)
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So I can get kid boy trainers then? Oh my god genius idea!! They'll be even cheaper.
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Old 7th November 2005, 12:33 PM   #33 (permalink)
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haha yeah i got my last two pairs of shoes cheap cuz they're big sixes *cheap as chips*
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Old 7th November 2005, 06:02 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Now I shal reveal the reason I wanted to know about shoe sizes.
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Old 7th November 2005, 06:14 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Haha, I thought it would be something like this. I'm not going to say how big I am, because that's just attention whoring, but according to that table I should be 11 inches, which is more than a bit excessive.

I doubt any woman would let you near her with a cock that size.
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Old 7th November 2005, 06:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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11

edit- the average penis size is 6 inches and the average shoe size ISN'T 7 1/2. But good try!
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Old 7th November 2005, 07:38 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Do guys not have size 6 feet?? And even then I only ever find a few 7's. Most guy shoes seem to start at 8.

Today i had a 50min wait between buses so instead of staying in the bus station, i thought i'd pop along to ozzies and buy myself some new shoes. I've had Globe CT-IV shoes for about 3 years now (2 different pairs) and they're great. So I went in and looked for them - I found the CT-V which looked just as comfy but the display one was a 7 (I'm an 8 for globes) - So i asked if they had it in an 8, the guy went away to check, I had a look at the other display shoes and loads of them were 7s. Then the guy came back and said they didn't have any other sizes than the 7. I thought that was pretty strange. But I'll just go round to flip tomorrow.
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Old 7th November 2005, 08:04 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Now I shal reveal the reason I wanted to know about shoe sizes.

Doesn't work like that, on average it probably does but in the same way you can never tell someone's shoe size for sure by their height - you can never tell someone's knob-size for sure by their shoe size.

However, it is correct for me.




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Old 7th November 2005, 09:12 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Well I have big feet, and my penis is so massive, that I feel the need to prove it by arranging real life fights, and penis jousting, when people call me names on the internet.

So there must be some truth to it
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Old 7th November 2005, 09:21 PM   #40 (permalink)
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you can never tell someone's shoe size for sure by their height
true, take Mr Roshier for example, i'm 6' 2" and he's taller than me with a size 7 in feet.
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Old 7th November 2005, 09:32 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Anyone up for some penis jousting?

Basically you both get on top of small cars, like a nissan micra or something, but more masculine, and get the guys in the car to drive towards each other, and then attack the guy on the other car with your cock.

Preferrably the car should have loads of fake spoilers and stuff on it, and have really loud dance music belting out of the subwoofer.

It's great fun, proves you're a real man.
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Old 7th November 2005, 09:34 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 7th November 2005, 09:41 PM   #43 (permalink)
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i have a friend who is 6 foot 5 and size 13 shoes...but the tinest cock ever

he used to get it out at parties and stuff, heaven knows why, but it just goes to show - you just cant tell til you unzip
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Old 7th November 2005, 10:15 PM   #44 (permalink)