Drunken elks attack old peoples home and steal a bike

[DissolveD_JameS]

What is the giant elephant-headed stick-figure holding?

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by DissolveD_JameS

What is the giant elephant-headed stick-figure holding?

A can of special brew and a homemade knife?

[Baz]

i printed this story off. it sits on the wall above my can and i look at it everytime i pee. so far, its made me laugh everytime i read it.

i dunno if my favourite line is - "its not unusual for elks to get drunk" or "An elderly couple had used the bike to fence off their garden"

only downfall is. when i laugh hard while pee-ing its hard to get it all in the bowl

[DissolveD_JameS]

My money is on the elk. He's clearly already drunk (as elks do) - he has finished his drink then smashed the bottle. The elephant is clearly playing catch-up and will probably be hindered due to the fact the elk is much faster and about 8 times it's normal size.

[Püke Fyst]

Originally Posted by DissolveD_JameS

My money is on the elk. He's clearly already drunk (as elks do) - he has finished his drink then smashed the bottle. The elephant is clearly playing catch-up and will probably be hindered due to the fact the elk is much faster and about 8 times it's normal size.

hmmmm, some interesting points there, but a 7ft tall prehistoric/genetically engineered elk is still smaller and less muscular than a decent sized elephent. the elk could potentially have trouble piercing the elephants thick hide with a broken bottle, whereas the elephant would have no problem impaling the elk with its tusks, provided it can get past the elks antlers. whatever the outcome, it's going to get very messy indeed, with neither contender coming out unscarred.

[DissolveD_JameS]

Care to put your money where your mouth is??

[NaVySeAl]

[Püke Fyst]

Originally Posted by DissolveD_JameS

Care to put your money where your mouth is??

if you can persuade someone to fund the genetic re-engineering of an extinct giant 7ft elk, then i'll happily have a little flutter.

[Püke Fyst]

Originally Posted by NaVySeAl

hahaha, i'd good rep you for that but i don't have enough points yet. you can have a grey rep point as a token gesture.