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Old 16th November 2005, 04:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Harry Potter and orgasms.

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Old 16th November 2005, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha class i liked the last line lmao
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Old 16th November 2005, 06:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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heheh, i remember that story from a while ago, there was a similar scandal about nearly-lifesize jarjar binks dolls and their various orifices and sticky-out bits. there's a whole new generation of fucked up fetishists just a few years down the line now.
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Old 16th November 2005, 06:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao at the jarjar binks story too.
As for the broomstick, well girls will be girls!
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Old 16th November 2005, 07:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 16th November 2005, 07:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Saw that on Office-Humour ages ago


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Old 17th November 2005, 01:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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When my ex's mum read this she made me snap her daughters (my ex's wee sister) broomstick in half.
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Old 17th November 2005, 01:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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When my ex's mum read this she made me snap her daughters (my ex's wee sister) broomstick in half.
Did she have the one they're talking about in the article? I never saw them
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Old 17th November 2005, 01:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Indeed.
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Old 17th November 2005, 01:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Intersting fact : In ye olden days some women used to rub laudenum on broomsticks and then "fly" on them.
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Old 17th November 2005, 02:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I gotta get me one of those broomsticks.
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Old 17th November 2005, 03:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 17th November 2005, 11:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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haha yeah i read that a while back
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Old 17th November 2005, 04:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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still, depending on the wood used and how it's treated it could be possible to get a very smooth finish indeed
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Old 17th November 2005, 04:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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