Dr.Ritch

[Filthy Ritch]

by popular demand.....

the Doc is now in session.ask away children

[Robbie]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?do tell

[Filthy Ritch]

Originally Posted by Robbie

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?do tell

enough wood to build u a small lakeside condo which i would then set ablaze for u being a smart arse


next.

[I_got_a_mohawk]

are you drunk ritchie?

And do you still have that adorable beard . . . also, you back in blair anytime ?

[Filthy Ritch]

Originally Posted by I_got_a_mohawk

are you drunk ritchie?

And do you still have that adorable beard . . . also, you back in blair anytime ?

a triple question.that will cost u big sonny

1.no

2.no.i shaved it this morning,although i may grow it

3.back in blair 22nd

[Chunder]

Dear Dr. Ritch,

How can I attract more women?

Your desparingly

[I_got_a_mohawk]

Originally Posted by Filthy Ritch

a triple question.that will cost u big sonny

1.no

2.no.i shaved it this morning,although i may grow it

3.back in blair 22nd

I'll pour you a pint of adlestones on christmas day, how about that? you can pay for it tho

(im working on christmas day i think )

[Filthy Ritch]

Originally Posted by Chunder

Dear Dr. Ritch,

How can I attract more women?

Your desparingly

well Mr Chunder it all comes down to fundemental animal instincts.its all about the confidence dude..women like confident men,even if ur a fat ugly bastard.

if that fails,use the 5 step plan.
1.arm round girls shoulder
2.arm round girls waist
3.turn girl towards u and look directly into her eyes while talking to her
4.kiss girl on cheek
5.go in for the kill


this is a tried and tested technique,many men have pulled mingers to bring u this information

[Chunder]

Dear Dr. Ritch,

I read on another internet site that clubbing them on the head with a big stick works... Can you verify this for me?

[Filthy Ritch]

Originally Posted by Chunder

Dear Dr. Ritch,

I read on another internet site that clubbing them on the head with a big stick works... Can you verify this for me?

this technique.collectively known as 'rape' has in the past proven to be a big success.although the threat of a jail sentence does unfortunatly come hand in hand with this technique,but you do get the satisfaction of being able to beat up a woman.

[Gemo]

Dear Dr. Ritch.
Due to boredom and excessive noise coming from the neighbours downstairs, i decided to frig myself 29 times with the trusty vibrator Victor. Now when i try to sleep i feel like i have a buzzing fanny. What do you suggest i do?

Thank you

Lonely teenager

[Chunder]

Originally Posted by Gemo

Dear Dr. Ritch.
Due to boredom and excessive noise coming from the neighbours downstairs, i decided to frig myself 29 times with the trusty vibrator Victor. Now when i try to sleep i feel like i have a buzzing fanny. What do you suggest i do?

Thank you

Lonely teenager

Dear Ritch,

Gemo's avatar, dispite being really repulsive, is doing funny things to my nether regions.... Can you explain this phenomenom to me... Can you suggest methods to stop this unpleasant situation?

Yours confusingly

(dang I hate it when works boring)

[Filthy Ritch]

Originally Posted by Gemo

Dear Dr. Ritch.
Due to boredom and excessive noise coming from the neighbours downstairs, i decided to frig myself 29 times with the trusty vibrator Victor. Now when i try to sleep i feel like i have a buzzing fanny. What do you suggest i do?

Thank you

Lonely teenager

i suggest that the anguish and pain you are feeling in your nether regions comes from betraying jesus,u must repent your sins child.i would suggest also renaming your vibrator as the name Victor has direct links buzzinsnatch syndrome so this may be an quicker and easier solution to your problem.

[Gemo]

Thank you Dr Ritch, thanks to your help i can no longer feel my fanny vibrating. The vibrator is now called Josie.