True alternative scene stereotype people that you like to make fun of

[hooligan]

Originally Posted by elliott

did you not just describe about two thirds of your audience....surely you want them to come back next week and get overly excited about panic at the disco and sing along to blondie, cos y'know, no other fucker has ever known the words to heart of glass and so it's really useful to hear them shouted at us by a bunch of pretending-to-be-drunk-and-having-the-best-time-ever,ever art school yet profoundly talentless fucks while you're trying your hardest to dance and have a reasonable time.
i don't go to felt as often as i used to and there's a reason.

And it's the same reason about 50 people have. Including me.

[Pubic Wig]

I wonder how many of ther stereotypes i fit into here...Do i love my METAAAAAAAl...hell yes, do i frequently piss off Colin,Doug n' Grassie with frequent requests for Iced Earth, Iron Maiden and (in Dougs case anyhoo)Jack Off Jill...yes. Do i wear eyeliner?...well, on occasion, yes...but i back that up coz if you look at yee olde photos of Slayer than non other than Mr grrr I am Made of 95% testosterone Kerry King is wearing eyeliner...im sure i'll grow out of it...but not have a tatoo on the back of my head...that would hurt.
Im a frequent cider drinker because i cant stand beer...i dont know why, but will just as happily resort to some double whiskeys and coke.

...hmmm...i wana label myself. I will be part of the Applecore crowd. Yes. We have the music taste of mewtalheads, the common sense of the Nu Metal kids (none whatsoever) but none of the self rightious bastards hatred of corporations that Rage Against the Machine say are bad, and we do not trust emo kids as we believe the whole waa waa waa thing is all a front to conceal their true goal of world dommination and the extermination of the people of Tunisia.

Thank you for reading (or not reading) this pointlest waste of time.

[Fritz]

I've only ever been to Cage a couple of times but I have to say that the big, tall, vampire, skinny goth guy with the long leather jacket and eyeliner, etc is fucking amazing! He runs about the dance floor waving his jacket like a cloak. Anyone know who I'm talking about?

[hooligan]

Originally Posted by Fritz

I've only ever been to Cage a couple of times but I have to say that the big, tall, vampire, skinny goth guy with the long leather jacket and eyeliner, etc is fucking amazing! He runs about the dance floor waving his jacket like a cloak. Anyone know who I'm talking about?

hahahahahahaha yes i do, makes me piss myself every time.

[Fritz]

Originally Posted by CKY

hahahahahahaha yes i do, makes me piss myself every time.

*choir of doom playing in the background along with loads of fire*

'You shall feel the power of dark, undress yourself of all that is pure for I am your lord now. Dark, putrid and evil. Let the vileness take you, mmmmwwwwaaahahahahahahahhaha!'

'Sniff.'

[hooligan]

hahaha.
i think he is most likely a die hard crow fan.

[A Quatorze]

Originally Posted by Fritz

I've only ever been to Cage a couple of times but I have to say that the big, tall, vampire, skinny goth guy with the long leather jacket and eyeliner, etc is fucking amazing! He runs about the dance floor waving his jacket like a cloak. Anyone know who I'm talking about?

Easily the best thing about my few visits to cage.

[humndislocation]

Originally Posted by Fritz

I've only ever been to Cage a couple of times but I have to say that the big, tall, vampire, skinny goth guy with the long leather jacket and eyeliner, etc is fucking amazing! He runs about the dance floor waving his jacket like a cloak. Anyone know who I'm talking about?

I've talked to him a few times, he's pretty sound. I can't for the life of me remember his name though, because I am crap at remembering names, especially when under the influence.

[Püke Fyst]

those big guys dressed all in black who spend all night hanging around next to the door. there's always at least one in every club. why do they even bother coming out when they never dance or even drink?

[Ritchie Ramone]

Originally Posted by humndislocation

I can't for the life of me remember his name though

Thomas.

I seem to recall une petite squabble-ette breaking out on the Kerosene board when someone mocked him many moons ago.

[humndislocation]

Originally Posted by Ritchie Ramone

Thomas.

I seem to recall une petite squabble-ette breaking out on the Kerosene board when someone mocked him many moons ago.

No one mocked him, if I recall correctly, well not in that particular thread anyway. If anyone did, then it was well after said drama bomb had exploded.

Barry, one of the DJ's for Confusion at the time, the short lived night which replaced Kerosene in Fatties, made a harmless comment saying that Colin's avatar, which was this at the time

looked a bit like him. Certain elements on the board that happened to dislike Barry, and knew said person, took that as an opportunity to come on saying "ARGHGHAHDGHFGHSFHG HOW DARE YOU INTERNET BULLIES!!!!! INTERNET BULLIES!! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY RADGOADIGOFIGHOSFIG"

If I recall correctly, I think it had more to do with us laughing at the livejournal of a certain person who was going through their "I'm 18 and I know everything" phase, than anything else.

I miss the Kerosene board. There wasn't much drama there, but when drama did break out, it led to hilarity of epic proportions. I remember the time, one of my old friends and I, took loads of text snippets from random posters' livejournals, put it through AT&T text to speech, and made a song in dance e-jay.

The words "current mood: sad" said in a computerised voice will never stop being funny.

[Ritchie Ramone]

Originally Posted by humndislocation

No one mocked him, if I recall correctly, well not in that particular thread anyway.

Whoops - I think what I really meant to say was I recall a drama which broke out around some *perceived* mocking of him.