how many cans of coke would it take to kill you? - Page 2

Pubic Wig · 3rd January 2006, 08:24 PM

I could kill someone with one can of coke if i shoved it don or up an orrifice with enough force...

Darkyin · 3rd January 2006, 08:43 PM

That sounds like a challenge old bean!
Hmmm suicide by anal violation....You would have to do it too yourself, noone should have to go to jail 'cos of a can of coke and a shredded sphincter.

Pubic Wig · 4th January 2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkyin

That sounds like a challenge old bean!
Hmmm suicide by anal violation....You would have to do it too yourself, noone should have to go to jail 'cos of a can of coke and a shredded sphincter.

what was that davy boy? you have volunteered for my experiment???????? Weeeeeell...gooooood....*stalks menacingly towards you with a can of coke*

Darkyin · 4th January 2006, 05:25 PM

I am fairly sure i just volunteered you for your experiment.

Although you could call it you do it as an experiment on 'rear impact damage' and getting funding, thus poor students would flock to have cans foricbly inserted into there anus....twould be something to see.

Pubic Wig · 4th January 2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkyin

I am fairly sure i just volunteered you for your experiment.

Although you could call it you do it as an experiment on 'rear impact damage' and getting funding, thus poor students would flock to have cans foricbly inserted into there anus....twould be something to see.

i call it the "dont sue me, i was just curious experiment...."

Darkyin · 4th January 2006, 08:57 PM

You wouldn't have to, you could just give them colouring books/liability wavers.
*Steals a spongebob joke*

**Livi** · 4th January 2006, 10:03 PM

0.00 cups of Instant Coffee + You = Death

something wrong?

BottletopHearts · 8th January 2006, 02:34 PM

"After 50.96 cans of Rockstar, you'd be pushing up daisies"

I had one can of this once, and was off my fucking nut.

"After 26.00 cans of Wired X294, you'd be pushing up daisies"

Holy shit.

Zildjiain · 9th January 2006, 06:21 PM

"You could drink 2106.52 glasses of Chocolate Milk before croaking "

awesome

krashd · 10th January 2006, 02:10 AM

as hasn't been mentioned before, the sharp metal of the first can would probably cut something vital as it's being swallowed, killing you before the caffeine or water.

Shawman · 10th January 2006, 09:55 AM

i drink like 2 or 3 bottles of diet coke every day

i can't have long left

4th January 2006, 10:03 PM	#22 (permalink)
Livi Ugs Technician Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 937	0.00 cups of Instant Coffee + You = Death something wrong? __________________ Is your band looking for a hosted Forum? Click Here for more info!

8th January 2006, 02:34 PM	#23 (permalink)
BottletopHearts Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: East Kilbride Posts: 61	"After 50.96 cans of Rockstar, you'd be pushing up daisies" I had one can of this once, and was off my fucking nut. "After 26.00 cans of Wired X294, you'd be pushing up daisies" Holy shit. Last edited by BottletopHearts : 8th January 2006 at 02:38 PM.

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3rd January 2006, 08:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	I could kill someone with one can of coke if i shoved it don or up an orrifice with enough force...

3rd January 2006, 08:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
Darkyin Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Riding this worm for all it's got. Posts: 104 Band: NONE! :D	That sounds like a challenge old bean! Hmmm suicide by anal violation....You would have to do it too yourself, noone should have to go to jail 'cos of a can of coke and a shredded sphincter.

4th January 2006, 05:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
Darkyin Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Riding this worm for all it's got. Posts: 104 Band: NONE! :D	I am fairly sure i just volunteered you for your experiment. Although you could call it you do it as an experiment on 'rear impact damage' and getting funding, thus poor students would flock to have cans foricbly inserted into there anus....twould be something to see.

4th January 2006, 08:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
Darkyin Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Riding this worm for all it's got. Posts: 104 Band: NONE! :D	You wouldn't have to, you could just give them colouring books/liability wavers. Steals a spongebob joke

9th January 2006, 06:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
Zildjiain Wants to change his name Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 913 Band: of Brothers	"You could drink 2106.52 glasses of Chocolate Milk before croaking " awesome

10th January 2006, 02:10 AM	#25 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	as hasn't been mentioned before, the sharp metal of the first can would probably cut something vital as it's being swallowed, killing you before the caffeine or water.

10th January 2006, 09:55 AM	#26 (permalink)
Shawman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Kirriemuir (fun) Posts: 2,547 Band: Darkened Place (bass)	i drink like 2 or 3 bottles of diet coke every day i can't have long left