Attn: I Am A Spamming Retard

[malakii]

Originally Posted by Pubic Wig

I am the overlord of a multinational Death Cult by the name of Death Cult Spork Weilding Potatos Armmaggedon (or DeCul SWePA for short). Hail Potato.

I shit you not, i have members across the world, Ireland, Australia, America, Uk and so on. Maz here is a member, so is Malakii 9admitadly membership was forced on her).
Our beliefs are simple...we believe that P-Day is approaching. We must cleanse the world of its sins by worshipping the Great Potato and building a giant Deep Fat Frier of Repentance that the worlds population shall one by one be cast into. Natuaraly we lack the funds at the moments, but with increased media attention our dream of a global potato holocaust moves ever closer.
We accept anyone regardless of sex, race, religion or shoe size. All one needs do is say "Hail Potato" and you are a member. Members are given their own membership card* (*when i can afford to make more...iv already given out fifty...they cost soooo much)and are excempt from the deep fat frier of repentance.

HAIL POTATO!

[Pubic Wig]

Originally Posted by malakii

HAIL POTATO!

bless you my child. May Potatos weilding mighty sporks of rightiousness guard your soul through the heavens on the day of reckoning.

[Hecate]

You must insist your mind before toshiba take over the giant fat fryer plan

[malakii]

also, may i mention, those cards u spent so much on....i sorta left mine on the plane by accident....sorry oh great leader!

[Pubic Wig]

Originally Posted by malakii

also, may i mention, those cards u spent so much on....i sorta left mine on the plane by accident....sorry oh great leader!

which one did i give you? There were three different kinds? Im gona have to make more on return to the dee i think....may the Great Potato protect my wreched soul.

[malakii]

Originally Posted by Pubic Wig

which one did i give you? There were three different kinds? Im gona have to make more on return to the dee i think....may the Great Potato protect my wreched soul.

i cant remember, although i think one had a pumpkin and the other had a cleaver or something! violent subliminal messages mark, not good for the cults public image! but whats so violent about a pumpkin , i hear you ask...well, its all fabulous til the landmine inside goes off!

[TNF]

Stovies are amazing with corned beef! mmm...

Also Quaker Seaons are amazing! (But on the cheese, onion and chives ones!)

[princesss]

i just had curly fries!

[Chunder]

Originally Posted by Pubic Wig

I am the overlord of a multinational Death Cult by the name of Death Cult Spork Weilding Potatos Armmaggedon (or DeCul SWePA for short). Hail Potato.

I shit you not, i have members across the world, Ireland, Australia, America, Uk and so on. Maz here is a member, so is Malakii 9admitadly membership was forced on her).
Our beliefs are simple...we believe that P-Day is approaching. We must cleanse the world of its sins by worshipping the Great Potato and building a giant Deep Fat Frier of Repentance that the worlds population shall one by one be cast into. Natuaraly we lack the funds at the moments, but with increased media attention our dream of a global potato holocaust moves ever closer.
We accept anyone regardless of sex, race, religion or shoe size. All one needs do is say "Hail Potato" and you are a member. Members are given their own membership card* (*when i can afford to make more...iv already given out fifty...they cost soooo much)and are excempt from the deep fat frier of repentance.

Hows the lads at Toshiba doing Mr. Overlord?