The Great UGS Gang Bang!

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by Clogs

i use the back of my hand to wipe up the festering dribbles of spunk from my lip and force it back into your mouth, fritz. Then i begin to walk around you, assessing the situation as I consider entering you anally. Finally, I come to a decision and attempt to make an entrance...

I shit sexily in your mouth, then punch the bottom of your jaw. Making all the poo squidge out. Then I spunk all over the poo and snort it.

[krashd]

Originally Posted by Johnny

I shit sexily in your mouth, then punch the bottom of your jaw. Making all the poo squidge out. Then I spunk all over the poo and snort it.

while i lap up the excess shit from around your starfish, like a hungry kitten under a leaky cow. after i'm done with that i find a bit of corn between my teeth and lose my erection.

[Darkyin]

needs more horny women

I read that in a sort of cooking stylee.
like
'Needs more salt, Margery'

[Püke Fyst]

Originally Posted by krashd

while i lap up the excess shit from around your starfish, like a hungry kitten under a leaky cow. after i'm done with that i find a bit of corn between my teeth and lose my erection.

meanwhile, while you were distracted by your filthy scat-fest, i have shat in all your handbags while buggering myself with a spatula, fucked all your pets and wiped my smegma encrusted member on the drapes on the way out.

[Chunder]

Originally Posted by Püke Fyst

meanwhile, while you were distracted by your filthy scat-fest, i have shat in all your handbags while buggering myself with a spatula, fucked all your pets and wiped my smegma encrusted member on the drapes on the way out.

WAIT! Im tying myself up in them drapes as you speak! Bring that spatula over boy! I need a beating!!!

[Pubic Wig]

I stare at you all in disgust and go home to masterbate over amputee porn.

[Fritz]

Originally Posted by Pubic Wig

I stare at you all in disgust and go home to masterbate over amputee porn.

Amputee porn is good. I start to shit on the floor and then roll about in it. Who wants a hug?

[Püke Fyst]

Originally Posted by Fritz

Amputee porn is good. I start to shit on the floor and then roll about in it. Who wants a hug?

i bound merrily back into the room like a retarded labrador, plunge my spatula into chunder's brown love tunnel, then gleefully press your emaciated, shit smeared body against mine, rubbing your grimacing face between my huge, sweating man-tits, then lovingly vomit into your open mouth, like a mummy bird feeding it's chicks. i then remove the spatula from chunder's slack and worn rectum, bursting a couple of haemarroids on the way out, stick the shitty end into my japseye and beat him with my spatula-based penis extension.

[Hecate]

I stride purposefully into the room, and survey the sorry scene before my eyes. I am glad I put on my 6 inch stilletto black thigh length boots to elevate me above the mess as I determine the best course of action for you dirty filthy men. I call in my firefighter gimp with his big hose and order him to blast you all with his jet of freezing cold water until you are all shit-free and pink and shivering with the cold, wide-eyed with surprise and anticipating my glorious punishment. I finger each of my whips with glee, and settle on the largest cat o nine tails, as I decide who will be first to feel the sting of my whip..................

[p4rk3r]

I come in and just ask for a blowjob. its what i like

[alky-boy]

.....donner and chips please...oops wrong door*walks away still hungry*

[Fritz]

*breaks a pint glass and shoves it in arse repeatedly.*

[Gemo]

You guys are making me so horny im on the verge of juicing.

[princesss]

*gets a cup to catch the juice then passes it round the room for sups*

[p4rk3r]

*sticks dick in cup then offers cock round for sups instead