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Old 25th January 2006, 03:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey there sports fans

during the weekend my bike got stolen (hang on, not finished yet), when I had ppl up at my flat I had no room to put so I left hidden outside under our stairs, but the light on our outside door woz recently fixed & it woz left on so it woz a bit more visible.

then on Sunday night (same night I woz shaved) this guy came to our door & my flat mate abbott answered the door,
guy says "you guys have a bike stolen?"
abbot says "Yeh"
"come with me"

goes down stairs then I go down after him & the guy had his ned son waiting at his car, the guy says
"yeh i caught this wee dick with a new bike, I believe it's yours?"
I saw it & says
"aye thats the one"
so he takes out the back of his car & the dad woz like
"If you want to get the police involved then go ahead, if anything happens to your bike here's my number"
gave me his number
"so jus tell me & I'll make sure he gets it"
the wee ned guy woz like
"it wasnae me man, it woz ma mate"
dads like
"just get in the car"

it woz hilarious, hahaha.

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Old 25th January 2006, 03:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha the dad every ned deserves!!!
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Old 25th January 2006, 03:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey there sports fans

haha, totally, probly dragged him there by the ear!

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Old 25th January 2006, 03:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ahhh i can picture it now when they got home...that "wee dick" getting his arse punted wall to wall
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Old 25th January 2006, 06:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thats what i like to hear. Your lucky.

Some theiving bastard stole my brand new bike not long ago.
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would have been funny if it wasnt your bike and you had just said it was and it was actually the wee neds and he had secretly saved up all his pennys and bought it!! hee hee
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