a game me and slim play:

Daveoftheband · 3rd February 2006, 11:27 AM

i say a subject, next poster writes a poem about it then picks a subject etc.

usually tends to be a silly/funny poem so don't be serious about it. it's just a laugh.

so the first topic is:

ham

Weeg · 3rd February 2006, 12:03 PM

I once ate ham and I went "yummy yummy yum!"
But then I stopped for reasons I shant go into,
If I eat ham again it'll hurt my tummy tummy tum
and you would know because the smell of my poo!

Next up: Frostbite

McSlim · 3rd February 2006, 12:17 PM

brrr it really is freezing
and i just canny stop wheezin
i said holy shite
ive just caught frost bite
theres a polar bear over there sneezing

next:george clooney

Shawman · 3rd February 2006, 12:37 PM

there was a boy called clooney
who people nicknamed the looney
he made loads of cash
and descreetly does hash
and when high gives his mum a moony

topic : drink driving

DrunkWookie · 3rd February 2006, 04:04 PM

When i drive my car
I cannot go far
Coz i need a pint
Lets drink drive tonight

Topic: Gophers

fire fire fire · 3rd February 2006, 04:14 PM

tiny little gopher friend,
you drive me around the bend
tiny little gopher friend,
you always manage to offend
tiny little gopher friend,
i will be your quick painless end.

the liberal reforms before 1914.

McSlim · 3rd February 2006, 04:49 PM

the liberal reforms before 1914
confused poor john west*
he was unsure what it means
his friends sat him down
slapped him around
then ran away with his jeans

*that is john west of tuna fame by the way

thomasjmaccoll · 3rd February 2006, 05:11 PM

well, i really wanted to do one, i got to the end... and you didn't name a topic. thanks for ruining my day.

aunt gary · 3rd February 2006, 05:51 PM

Hey there sports fans

Slim had his his poem
but didnt leave a topic for thomasjmaccoll
it's ruined his day fair as he did say
seein as he woz given fuck all

next topic: Fish Fingers

Chow Ding

Hat Of Cheese · 3rd February 2006, 09:44 PM

My mate ate fish fingers,
Told me how the taste lingers,
He didn't know those fish fingers
Were made of cows.

Next topic: Beef.

DrunkWookie · 3rd February 2006, 10:46 PM

Beef is yummy
Beef is good
Don't confuse beef.....
With a cliteral hood!

Topic: Long Swiss Rolls!

McSlim · 3rd February 2006, 11:57 PM

long swiss rolls
in plates or on bowls
free of any holes
are always on the dole.....s

sorry to thomasjmaccoll who got fuck all, i'll apologise til my trousers fall.

sorry. there.

anyway next up:matadors.

thomasjmaccoll · 4th February 2006, 11:56 PM

matadors
they taunt the bulls
they must get sores
they must be fools

mini cheddars

DrunkWookie · 5th February 2006, 04:41 PM

There Mini
There Chedderee
Kids Would Do Anything For The Taste Of Dairy Lea
Gary Glitters Cumming And His Chedderee's Are Free

Topic: 5.6% typical APR

Weeg · 5th February 2006, 05:30 PM

Tonnes of artistic licence required for this one:

I need a loan
I need a loan
I need a loan
"You eat a scone?"
NO! I need a lone!
"5.6% my friend"
Lightning makes my troll weep the tears of cholora and I will not accept 5.6%
"It truely is a good rate"
Fuck off - be a commie.

Next: CD trays

3rd February 2006, 11:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	a game me and slim play: i say a subject, next poster writes a poem about it then picks a subject etc. usually tends to be a silly/funny poem so don't be serious about it. it's just a laugh. so the first topic is: ham

3rd February 2006, 12:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Weeg Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 134	I once ate ham and I went "yummy yummy yum!" But then I stopped for reasons I shant go into, If I eat ham again it'll hurt my tummy tummy tum and you would know because the smell of my poo! Next up: Frostbite

3rd February 2006, 12:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
McSlim Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,347	brrr it really is freezing and i just canny stop wheezin i said holy shite ive just caught frost bite theres a polar bear over there sneezing next:george clooney

3rd February 2006, 12:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shawman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Kirriemuir (fun) Posts: 2,531 Band: Darkened Place (bass)	there was a boy called clooney who people nicknamed the looney he made loads of cash and descreetly does hash and when high gives his mum a moony topic : drink driving

3rd February 2006, 04:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
DrunkWookie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Under a bridge in Kirkton Posts: 296	When i drive my car I cannot go far Coz i need a pint Lets drink drive tonight Topic: Gophers

3rd February 2006, 04:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
fire fire fire Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: edinburgh // glasgow //dundee Posts: 500	tiny little gopher friend, you drive me around the bend tiny little gopher friend, you always manage to offend tiny little gopher friend, i will be your quick painless end. the liberal reforms before 1914.

3rd February 2006, 04:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
McSlim Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,347	the liberal reforms before 1914 confused poor john west* he was unsure what it means his friends sat him down slapped him around then ran away with his jeans *that is john west of tuna fame by the way

3rd February 2006, 05:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
thomasjmaccoll Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 47 millbank, cupar, fife Posts: 1,109	well, i really wanted to do one, i got to the end... and you didn't name a topic. thanks for ruining my day.

3rd February 2006, 05:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans Slim had his his poem but didnt leave a topic for thomasjmaccoll it's ruined his day fair as he did say seein as he woz given fuck all next topic: Fish Fingers Chow Ding

3rd February 2006, 09:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
Hat Of Cheese 25 chars is plenty of spa Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Blairgooowrie Posts: 874	My mate ate fish fingers, Told me how the taste lingers, He didn't know those fish fingers Were made of cows. Next topic: Beef.

3rd February 2006, 10:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
DrunkWookie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Under a bridge in Kirkton Posts: 296	Beef is yummy Beef is good Don't confuse beef..... With a cliteral hood! Topic: Long Swiss Rolls!

3rd February 2006, 11:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
McSlim Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,347	long swiss rolls in plates or on bowls free of any holes are always on the dole.....s sorry to thomasjmaccoll who got fuck all, i'll apologise til my trousers fall. sorry. there. anyway next up:matadors.

4th February 2006, 11:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
thomasjmaccoll Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 47 millbank, cupar, fife Posts: 1,109	matadors they taunt the bulls they must get sores they must be fools mini cheddars

5th February 2006, 04:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
DrunkWookie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Under a bridge in Kirkton Posts: 296	There Mini There Chedderee Kids Would Do Anything For The Taste Of Dairy Lea Gary Glitters Cumming And His Chedderee's Are Free Topic: 5.6% typical APR

5th February 2006, 05:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
Weeg Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 134	Tonnes of artistic licence required for this one: I need a loan I need a loan I need a loan "You eat a scone?" NO! I need a lone! "5.6% my friend" Lightning makes my troll weep the tears of cholora and I will not accept 5.6% "It truely is a good rate" Fuck off - be a commie. Next: CD trays