The Raelian Message

Raelian1 · 2nd March 2006, 11:26 PM

HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.

WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

humndislocation · 2nd March 2006, 11:39 PM

First post in nutcase thread

humndislocation · 2nd March 2006, 11:47 PM

Do posts from insane cult members count as spam? Who knows.

Doesn't belong in serious discussion anyway says I

humndislocation · 2nd March 2006, 11:49 PM

Also, I met this guy once who said that aliens visited him one time, and told him that Star Wars actually happened and that Yoda was god, and that one day Yoda would rise again, but only if you that guy loads of money and moved to his compound.

Also, we didn't evolve, Yoda made us out of lego 1 million years ago. (only thin people are made of lego though, fat people are made from duplo, and mongs are made of sticklebricks)

He told me, so it must be true.

DrunkWookie · 2nd March 2006, 11:59 PM

Christ human aliens..... another reason for Tony Blair to tax the bollacks off us all..... Interstellar tax, Fuck milage tax is gonna be a bastard on round trips to uranus

James_QBT · 3rd March 2006, 01:20 AM

Jesus' dad was an alien?

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

Rich · 3rd March 2006, 01:22 AM

This morning I actually almost went for a 'personally test' at the Scientology base in Edinburgh for a dare.

That is all.

Raelian1 · 8th November 2006, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humndislocation

Do posts from insane cult members count as spam? Who knows.

Doesn't belong in serious discussion anyway says I

So, the Raelian Movement is a cult it is?

From the FAQ of the www.rael.org website:

Q. Is the Raelian Movement a cult?

A. First of all we must define the meaning of the word "cult".
The word cult does not imply any good or bad connotation.
The Webster dictionary, defines a cult as a "system of religious beliefs and rituals, as well as its members." Based on this simple definition, each church can be classified as a cult. Nevertheless, there is another definition which is given in Websters and which is closer to the use of the word as it is employed by theologians and sociologists: "a religion which is considered spurious or not quite orthodox, and also to its members." Another definition of the word cult is: "a great devotion to a person, idea or thing." In this sense, the answer is yes. It is thanks to the word "cult" that we have the word "culture".
The Catholic church is another successful cult.

Why, yes we are a cult.

So what cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?

Keerin · 8th November 2006, 09:18 AM

erm, i think he belongs to no cult.

Also, thats a bloody big part of my story!

Brick Tamland · 8th November 2006, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raelian1

So, the Raelian Movement is a cult it is?

From the FAQ of the www.rael.org website:

Q. Is the Raelian Movement a cult?

A. First of all we must define the meaning of the word "cult".
The word cult does not imply any good or bad connotation.
The Webster dictionary, defines a cult as a "system of religious beliefs and rituals, as well as its members." Based on this simple definition, each church can be classified as a cult. Nevertheless, there is another definition which is given in Websters and which is closer to the use of the word as it is employed by theologians and sociologists: "a religion which is considered spurious or not quite orthodox, and also to its members." Another definition of the word cult is: "a great devotion to a person, idea or thing." In this sense, the answer is yes. It is thanks to the word "cult" that we have the word "culture".
The Catholic church is another successful cult.

Why, yes we are a cult.

So what cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?

a simple suck my balls would have done

^_mincher_^ · 8th November 2006, 11:59 AM

Fucking shite.

humndislocation · 8th November 2006, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raelian1

So, the Raelian Movement is a cult it is?

From the FAQ of the www.rael.org website:

Q. Is the Raelian Movement a cult?

A. First of all we must define the meaning of the word "cult".
The word cult does not imply any good or bad connotation.
The Webster dictionary, defines a cult as a "system of religious beliefs and rituals, as well as its members." Based on this simple definition, each church can be classified as a cult. Nevertheless, there is another definition which is given in Websters and which is closer to the use of the word as it is employed by theologians and sociologists: "a religion which is considered spurious or not quite orthodox, and also to its members." Another definition of the word cult is: "a great devotion to a person, idea or thing." In this sense, the answer is yes. It is thanks to the word "cult" that we have the word "culture".
The Catholic church is another successful cult.

Why, yes we are a cult.

So what cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?

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Did I say cult? Sorry I meant bunch of completely sane individuals that believe Jesus came from the moon. I don't know how I could have made that mistake!

Thank Moblor, King of Planet Rogrototh for such unbiased sources as www.rael.com!

humndislocation · 8th November 2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raelian1

So, the Raelian Movement is a cult [b]it is[\b]?

Haha I didn't notice this the first time.

2nd March 2006, 11:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Raelian1 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 0 Band: -	The Raelian Message HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA. Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them. WHAT HAPPENED? On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible. He told Rael that: "We were the ones who designed all life on earth" "You mistook us for gods" "We were at the origin of your main religions" "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy" THE MESSAGES The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe. Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation. And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world. For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

2nd March 2006, 11:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,933 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	First post in nutcase thread Last edited by humndislocation : 2nd March 2006 at 11:41 PM.

8th November 2006, 09:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
Keerin UGS Site Writer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: probably work Posts: 6,520 Band: Welcome Home, Explorer; Vulsellum; Altruist	erm, i think he belongs to no cult. Also, thats a bloody big part of my story! __________________ Welcome Home, Explorer \|Vulsellum\|Scum Killer http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...6/scan0002.jpg

2nd March 2006, 11:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,933 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Do posts from insane cult members count as spam? Who knows. Doesn't belong in serious discussion anyway says I

2nd March 2006, 11:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,933 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Also, I met this guy once who said that aliens visited him one time, and told him that Star Wars actually happened and that Yoda was god, and that one day Yoda would rise again, but only if you that guy loads of money and moved to his compound. Also, we didn't evolve, Yoda made us out of lego 1 million years ago. (only thin people are made of lego though, fat people are made from duplo, and mongs are made of sticklebricks) He told me, so it must be true.

2nd March 2006, 11:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
DrunkWookie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Under a bridge in Kirkton Posts: 296	Christ human aliens..... another reason for Tony Blair to tax the bollacks off us all..... Interstellar tax, Fuck milage tax is gonna be a bastard on round trips to uranus

3rd March 2006, 01:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
James_QBT Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Dundee/Accrington Posts: 340 Band: Catharist, Leprosy	Jesus' dad was an alien? BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

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Rich Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,559 Band: Action Man Bowtie	This morning I actually almost went for a 'personally test' at the Scientology base in Edinburgh for a dare. That is all.

8th November 2006, 11:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,565	Fucking shite.

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