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[Wee_rick]

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i found this....damn good blog...

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives...ont_eat_it.php

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by Wee_rick

i found this....damn good blog...

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives...ont_eat_it.php

hahaha some of the phrases he uses are hilarious!
"I think it's fair to say it was everything you'd expect from a sliver of briney fat. It was also the only time in my life my brain formed the sentence: "I have a mouth full of cellulite.""

and...
"Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole."

controversial but funny
"Not unlike Michael Jackson, these harmless soybeans had undergone some kind of hideous transformation. They were now a freakish version of their former selves. (Which, coincidentally, should also be kept away from your children.)"

"I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")"

Good one!