To the Queen

Dj-Zero · 22nd April 2006, 02:07 PM

Oh yeah. Er happy birthday your Maj. Sorry it's a bit late but you know how it is. Some of us have to work for our living. Wouldn't do if we all scrounged off the state would it. My you look so good at 80. Loafing & bathing in asses milk all your life (at our bloody expense)can really keep that skin supple. Do we get a birthday speech then? What? Not even a short chinwag. Can't even give us an xmas speech without looking like you're squeezing the telephone directory between your knees can you? Don't forget to wish me the same when it's mine( Somehow I doubt you f$&*ing will)

TNF · 22nd April 2006, 02:20 PM

Preach on, she is a silly fucking cow. I certianly wont miss her when she dies (unlike so many idiots unfortunately).

Dj-Zero · 22nd April 2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TNF

Preach on, she is a silly fucking cow. I certianly wont miss her when she dies (unlike so many idiots unfortunately).

You know we're gonna have to wait another 20 years at least?

**Livi** · 22nd April 2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dj-Zero

Oh yeah. Er happy birthday your Maj. Sorry it's a bit late but you know how it is. Some of us have to work for our living. Wouldn't do if we all scrounged off the state would it. My you look so good at 80. Loafing & bathing in asses milk all your life (at our bloody expense)can really keep that skin supple. Do we get a birthday speech then? What? Not even a short chinwag. Can't even give us an xmas speech without looking like you're squeezing the telephone directory between your knees can you? Don't forget to wish me the same when it's mine( Somehow I doubt you f$&*ing will)

never heard any truer words

TNF · 22nd April 2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dj-Zero

You know we're gonna have to wait another 20 years at least?

Yeah sadly do, because for no valid reasons she (and her fucking family) get the best treatment when it comes to absolutely everything, including health care.

I'm not sure why so many people seem to think the royal family is such an important aspect to tradition, how they bring in tourism and all that pish.

They should be treated no better than anyone else in this country.

humndislocation · 22nd April 2006, 03:17 PM

Yeah I love the tourism argument. Because Buckingham palace and the like would immediately cease to be interesting to tourists if there were no royal family. Also, the royal family has to have legal power in order to be interesting to tourists. Also, the royal family is the only thing in the UK that could possibly be of interest to tourists.

A lot of tourists visit Buckingham palace. Therefore if Buckingham palace didn't exist, then they wouldn't have visited the UK at all.

Oh, don't forget about all the other things they do for us, because those things would be completely impossible if the royal family had no legal power whatsoever.

Also a monarchy serves as a balance, because they could stop laws from being signed into effect if a fascist dictator got into power, because that would totally stop a fascist dictator right in their tracks, and we totally wouldn't get rid of the monarchy if the queen refused to put the rubber stamp on a law.

AlanG · 22nd April 2006, 04:01 PM

What an exceptional lady, managing to beta the odds and outlive the average person in Glasgow by 11 years. Please share with us the secret of your longevity.

I was very inspired by some of the sycophants speaking about her setting a great example. I tried to follow in her footsteps but when my family tried to claim 50mil/year in benefits and convert our house into a 100bedroom palace we were called scum by the same gutter rags which praised her and done for fraud and ignoring planning laws

im confused

thomasjmaccoll · 22nd April 2006, 04:08 PM

while the idea of the queen is of course ridiculous and despicable and etc etc, i actually quite like the queen, she seems nice

Rebelius · 22nd April 2006, 04:35 PM

i've sworn allegiance to the queen and her heirs yadda yadda

but what does she actually do?

skakid · 22nd April 2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TNF

Preach on, she is a silly fucking cow. I certianly wont miss her when she dies (unlike so many idiots unfortunately).

shes not that bad. Would you rather have a queen that does nothing or a president blair and first lady whatsherface?

Rebelius · 22nd April 2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by skakid

shes not that bad. Would you rather have a queen that does nothing or a president blair and first lady whatsherface?

surely it would be first lady Blair?

RussellOrGoose · 22nd April 2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dj-Zero

You know we're gonna have to wait another 20 years at least?

nah,charles will bump her off before then.
push down stairs or something along those lines.

Shawman · 22nd April 2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RussellOrGoose

nah,charles will bump her off before then.
push down stairs or something along those lines.

oh i bloody hope so

Red_Baron · 22nd April 2006, 08:05 PM

I have never been able to figure out why people get so worked up about the royal family and feel so bitter towards t

22nd April 2006, 02:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dj-Zero I am Sancho Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scumdee Posts: 3,971	To the Queen Oh yeah. Er happy birthday your Maj. Sorry it's a bit late but you know how it is. Some of us have to work for our living. Wouldn't do if we all scrounged off the state would it. My you look so good at 80. Loafing & bathing in asses milk all your life (at our bloody expense)can really keep that skin supple. Do we get a birthday speech then? What? Not even a short chinwag. Can't even give us an xmas speech without looking like you're squeezing the telephone directory between your knees can you? Don't forget to wish me the same when it's mine( Somehow I doubt you f$&*ing will)

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AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,369	What an exceptional lady, managing to beta the odds and outlive the average person in Glasgow by 11 years. Please share with us the secret of your longevity. I was very inspired by some of the sycophants speaking about her setting a great example. I tried to follow in her footsteps but when my family tried to claim 50mil/year in benefits and convert our house into a 100bedroom palace we were called scum by the same gutter rags which praised her and done for fraud and ignoring planning laws im confused __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

22nd April 2006, 02:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
TNF Schmako as funk! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bilston Posts: 1,139 Band: High School Anal	Preach on, she is a silly fucking cow. I certianly wont miss her when she dies (unlike so many idiots unfortunately).

22nd April 2006, 03:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,933 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Yeah I love the tourism argument. Because Buckingham palace and the like would immediately cease to be interesting to tourists if there were no royal family. Also, the royal family has to have legal power in order to be interesting to tourists. Also, the royal family is the only thing in the UK that could possibly be of interest to tourists. A lot of tourists visit Buckingham palace. Therefore if Buckingham palace didn't exist, then they wouldn't have visited the UK at all. Oh, don't forget about all the other things they do for us, because those things would be completely impossible if the royal family had no legal power whatsoever. Also a monarchy serves as a balance, because they could stop laws from being signed into effect if a fascist dictator got into power, because that would totally stop a fascist dictator right in their tracks, and we totally wouldn't get rid of the monarchy if the queen refused to put the rubber stamp on a law.

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thomasjmaccoll Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 47 millbank, cupar, fife Posts: 1,109	while the idea of the queen is of course ridiculous and despicable and etc etc, i actually quite like the queen, she seems nice

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Rebelius Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 7,194	i've sworn allegiance to the queen and her heirs yadda yadda but what does she actually do?

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Red_Baron Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee/Alyth hybrid Posts: 1,492 Band: 15 Minutes	I have never been able to figure out why people get so worked up about the royal family and feel so bitter towards t