Earslexia

PlaySleepRepeat · 1st May 2006, 12:20 PM

Have you ever sang along to a song only to find out that the words cascading from your mouth are utter asre sick?

You have?

Then why not embarrass yourself here in front of people you don't know that don't use their real names.

My go:

I always thought Dusty Springfield had a baking problem and that "The only one who could ever teach me, was the son of a pizza man".

Little did I know she just loved sinning with men of God.

Pubic Wig · 1st May 2006, 12:27 PM

Haha,when 'singing' along to death metal songs, especially Nile songs i tend to make grunting noises like i know what is being sang/roared/grunted...im sure i will actualy think of some more popular songs soon enough...will update when i can remember some then laugh at myself!

xglitter-me-upx · 1st May 2006, 12:32 PM

In the song How Bizarre, where it's meant to be.. "cruising down the freeway in the hot hot sun" I used to sing "cruising down the freeway in my hot cross bun".

I think the first time was just a mistake but it became a running joke to sing it that way afterwards.

evilpixielady · 1st May 2006, 02:18 PM

I do this all the time. There are so many I can't actually name them all, but quite often I hear food related things in songs. Wonder if that says something about what I think about most of the time. Thing is, half the time I never actually bother to find out the real lyrics coz they're always a let down. My makey-up ones are better!

Pubic Wig · 1st May 2006, 02:27 PM

Theres a bare Naked Ladies song that has something to do with chinese chicken??? I dont know the name of the song...but i always tried to sing along...something about "im the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral"...

haha, regardless i loved it n' always tried...and failed miserably to sing it...

evilpixielady · 1st May 2006, 02:32 PM

I don't think the lyrics to that song made any sense anyway! Chinese chicken...mmmmmmmmmmm

humndislocation · 1st May 2006, 05:51 PM

WAKE ME UP AND MAKE ME COCOA

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING GO GO

: : Scott : : · 1st May 2006, 05:53 PM

Kiss This Guy!

TNF · 1st May 2006, 06:03 PM

When I was wee that song "i'm horny, horny, horny, horny" sounded to me as "I'm honey, honey, honey, honey". God dammit!

hooligan · 1st May 2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pubic Wig

Theres a bare Naked Ladies song that has something to do with chinese chicken??? I dont know the name of the song...but i always tried to sing along...something about "im the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral"...

haha, regardless i loved it n' always tried...and failed miserably to sing it...

chikety china the chinese chicken, you have a drum stick and your brain stops tickin.

Wee_rick · 5th May 2006, 06:27 AM

GG allin..."Violence destroy" shud be "bite it you scum"

half the time i just make a word up...
always do that when singing along to amen...heres a verse of how i interperate one of there songs if you can find the real lyrics then please post to show me up...

let me inject you,
inject you freely,
the souls are to propise,
truth linen, with our razors deny
i stand accused,
the end of our life
skibitee bob, blah blah, fuck knows...

Rebelius · 5th May 2006, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CKY

chikety china the chinese chicken, you have a drum stick and your brain stops tickin.

Watchin XFiles with no lights on
We're dans la maison

hooligan · 5th May 2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebelius

Watchin XFiles with no lights on
We're dans la maison

you think you looking at aqua man?
hahaha

RealR · 6th May 2006, 12:05 AM

Mad Capsule Markets: XXX Can of This

"I just want it, cannibis,
feeling fine on cannibis,
fuel the world on cannibis"

is actually

"I just want it.
Can I have this?
Feeling fine on a can of This.
If you don't want it,
can i have this?
.."

Freespirit · 6th May 2006, 04:51 PM

Love stuff like this lol i got a few
Paul young(who i thought was into butchers) in the eighties sang ........ every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you .. should be, every time you go away you take a piece of me with you brill !!!

And my son thought that the song by the streets, your fit and you know it was saying I'm not trying to cripple you, even though i would like to, when really it was Im not trying to pull you, even though i would like to lol

Celione Dion titanic song my heart will go on : .....I believe that the hot dogs go on,when really it should say....... i believe that the heart does go on lol

1st May 2006, 12:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
PlaySleepRepeat Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 264 Band: eye	Earslexia Have you ever sang along to a song only to find out that the words cascading from your mouth are utter asre sick? You have? Then why not embarrass yourself here in front of people you don't know that don't use their real names. My go: I always thought Dusty Springfield had a baking problem and that "The only one who could ever teach me, was the son of a pizza man". Little did I know she just loved sinning with men of God.

1st May 2006, 12:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	Haha,when 'singing' along to death metal songs, especially Nile songs i tend to make grunting noises like i know what is being sang/roared/grunted...im sure i will actualy think of some more popular songs soon enough...will update when i can remember some then laugh at myself!

1st May 2006, 12:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
xglitter-me-upx [discothèque] Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,383	In the song How Bizarre, where it's meant to be.. "cruising down the freeway in the hot hot sun" I used to sing "cruising down the freeway in my hot cross bun". I think the first time was just a mistake but it became a running joke to sing it that way afterwards.

1st May 2006, 02:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
evilpixielady Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 276	I do this all the time. There are so many I can't actually name them all, but quite often I hear food related things in songs. Wonder if that says something about what I think about most of the time. Thing is, half the time I never actually bother to find out the real lyrics coz they're always a let down. My makey-up ones are better!

1st May 2006, 02:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	Theres a bare Naked Ladies song that has something to do with chinese chicken??? I dont know the name of the song...but i always tried to sing along...something about "im the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral"... haha, regardless i loved it n' always tried...and failed miserably to sing it...

1st May 2006, 02:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
evilpixielady Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 276	I don't think the lyrics to that song made any sense anyway! Chinese chicken...mmmmmmmmmmm

1st May 2006, 05:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,932 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	WAKE ME UP AND MAKE ME COCOA SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING GO GO

1st May 2006, 05:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
: : Scott : : Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,132	Kiss This Guy!

1st May 2006, 06:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
TNF Schmako as funk! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bilston Posts: 1,139 Band: High School Anal	When I was wee that song "i'm horny, horny, horny, horny" sounded to me as "I'm honey, honey, honey, honey". God dammit!

5th May 2006, 06:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Wee_rick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Menziehill, Dundee Posts: 1,322	GG allin..."Violence destroy" shud be "bite it you scum" half the time i just make a word up... always do that when singing along to amen...heres a verse of how i interperate one of there songs if you can find the real lyrics then please post to show me up... let me inject you, inject you freely, the souls are to propise, truth linen, with our razors deny i stand accused, the end of our life skibitee bob, blah blah, fuck knows...

6th May 2006, 12:05 AM	#14 (permalink)
RealR Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,133 Band: They are make believe	Mad Capsule Markets: XXX Can of This "I just want it, cannibis, feeling fine on cannibis, fuel the world on cannibis" is actually "I just want it. Can I have this? Feeling fine on a can of This. If you don't want it, can i have this? .."