just been jumped and i won! - Page 4

Daveoftheband · 16th August 2006, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Hometown Zero

some junkie ned, who's name i now know after 3 years of working in locheee,
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it's not danny is it?

Hometown Zero · 16th August 2006, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

it's not danny is it?

naw, Leslie!

Daveoftheband · 16th August 2006, 02:14 AM

muppet

fucking neds

edit - one time me and slim were standing at a bus stop in charleston. slim had just bought new shoes and asked me to lace them for him, as i was doing this a guy (ned) went by on his bike, niether me nor slim paid him ny attention. he turned round and came up to us, casually dismounted his bike and asked slim if he was staring at him. slim said, "no i was watching him lace my shoes." the ned asked, "do you know what happened to the last guy that looked at me?" slim looked completly lost and slowly shook his head, "well." said the ned, "do y'know the shops in lochee? the ones with flats above them? well i stabbed a guy right there..." pointing to the tip of slim's nose, "so dinny lok at me again right!" he rode off into the midday sun. what's the moral boys and girls?

don't not look at neds while watching your mate lace up your new shoes.....um

Rikki_QBT · 16th August 2006, 08:11 PM

I was asaulted on Xmas day last year, i was walking passed a guy in the toilet and he nuts me then lays into me, my boss and Cuz were in there to give him a seeing to, while i try to comprehend what the fuck just happened. broke 3 o my teeth and Knackered my back, thats what

am i bitter about it?

I was untill i saw the Compensation ill be recieveing, looking at A couple o grand

and he has been ordered to pay me a Undiclosed Fee

Usually i find the police do fuck all, but this time things are looking nae bad

Daveoftheband · 17th August 2006, 04:55 PM

any musicians on here been told by a ned to play them a song while on their way to/from practice?

i remember one time gav (aunt gary) was walking to dmw in dundee with his cymbals and a ned told him to play a song.....morons

Shawman · 17th August 2006, 06:08 PM

haha who hasn't that happened to?

corduroyboy · 17th August 2006, 06:12 PM

I hate the term "ned" so bad.

corduroyboy · 17th August 2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by corduroyboy

I hate the term "ned" so bad.

I much prefer gadgie or mink or some generic term not relating to a particular group of society. That's not the way forward to HARMONY and WORLD PEACE!

corduroyboy · 17th August 2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by corduroyboy

I much prefer gadgie or mink or some generic term not relating to a particular group of society. That's not the way forward to HARMONY and WORLD PEACE!

Hm I suppose gadgie and mink relate to low-income, but I just use them as a coverall for not very nice person. Actually, the word dick works best. Dicks from all walks of life, y'know...

humndislocation · 17th August 2006, 06:43 PM

*sigh* being a ned has nothing to do with income

corduroyboy · 17th August 2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by humndislocation

*sigh* being a ned has nothing to do with income

I know this. And I know that it is a state of mind. Which is why I criticised my own use of the word which is not to do with income, just a word I've always used and which is why I would prefer bad people were called dicks, which will always be accurate. Which is exactly my point. And which is why I hate ned or any term like it being levelled at people who sometimes aren't, just based solely on appearance.

ArchFlameTera · 17th August 2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

any musicians on here been told by a ned to play them a song while on their way to/from practice?

haha, usually when this happens i find myself having a chat with a bunch of neds about music etc. in dundee city centre while waiting on the bus

Daveoftheband · 17th August 2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ArchFlameTera

haha, usually when this happens i find myself having a chat with a bunch of neds about music etc. in dundee city centre while waiting on the bus

conversation usually starts with, "do you like slipknot/oasis?"

16th August 2006, 02:14 AM	#48 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	muppet fucking neds edit - one time me and slim were standing at a bus stop in charleston. slim had just bought new shoes and asked me to lace them for him, as i was doing this a guy (ned) went by on his bike, niether me nor slim paid him ny attention. he turned round and came up to us, casually dismounted his bike and asked slim if he was staring at him. slim said, "no i was watching him lace my shoes." the ned asked, "do you know what happened to the last guy that looked at me?" slim looked completly lost and slowly shook his head, "well." said the ned, "do y'know the shops in lochee? the ones with flats above them? well i stabbed a guy right there..." pointing to the tip of slim's nose, "so dinny lok at me again right!" he rode off into the midday sun. what's the moral boys and girls? don't not look at neds while watching your mate lace up your new shoes.....um Last edited by Daveoftheband : 16th August 2006 at 02:28 AM.

17th August 2006, 06:12 PM	#52 (permalink)
corduroyboy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Harajuku. Posts: 2,191 Band: The Jasper Conran Affair, Lord and Lady of the Manor, 100 Worried Mothers, Slev=>Cheq	I hate the term "ned" so bad. __________________ Boy, you blow it every time

16th August 2006, 08:11 PM	#49 (permalink)
Rikki_QBT Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Pittenweem Posts: 316 Band: Catharist	I was asaulted on Xmas day last year, i was walking passed a guy in the toilet and he nuts me then lays into me, my boss and Cuz were in there to give him a seeing to, while i try to comprehend what the fuck just happened. broke 3 o my teeth and Knackered my back, thats what am i bitter about it? I was untill i saw the Compensation ill be recieveing, looking at A couple o grand and he has been ordered to pay me a Undiclosed Fee Usually i find the police do fuck all, but this time things are looking nae bad

17th August 2006, 04:55 PM	#50 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	any musicians on here been told by a ned to play them a song while on their way to/from practice? i remember one time gav (aunt gary) was walking to dmw in dundee with his cymbals and a ned told him to play a song.....morons

17th August 2006, 06:08 PM	#51 (permalink)
Shawman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Kirriemuir (fun) Posts: 2,505 Band: Error In Excellence (bass)	haha who hasn't that happened to?

17th August 2006, 06:43 PM	#55 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,838 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	sigh being a ned has nothing to do with income