just been jumped and i won! - Page 5

Daveoftheband · 18th August 2006, 12:19 AM

the best is whn a ned shouts across the street while mimicking playing guitar, " HO! LIAM GALLAGHER MAN!"

it's a big mistake to oint out that it's actually noel who plays guitar

Hometown Zero · 18th August 2006, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Daveoftheband

it's a big mistake to oint out that it's actually noel who plays guitar

... "fuckin mon then ye dobber! "

humndislocation · 18th August 2006, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rich

he can talk! he can talk! he can talk! I CAN SIIIIIIING!

Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius, oooooh Dr Zaius

Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can!

Well I couldn't before!

ProzaK · 18th August 2006, 08:21 PM

i got jumped in the ferry about 2 years ago.
i was out my face, so i dont remember much about it.
im sure one of them pulled a knife out on me, but i did run away, when the rest of them came round the corner.

bunch of bastards though, the majority of them have asbo's/curfews and one of them is dead.

Keerin · 18th August 2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hometown Zero

naw, Leslie!

HAHAHA! I know him. He was nice to me when I worked in Cash Generator cos I seen him dealing smack in the alley at the side.

Keerin · 18th August 2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikki_QBT

I was asaulted on Xmas day last year, i was walking passed a guy in the toilet and he nuts me then lays into me, my boss and Cuz were in there to give him a seeing to, while i try to comprehend what the fuck just happened. broke 3 o my teeth and Knackered my back, thats what

am i bitter about it?

I was untill i saw the Compensation ill be recieveing, looking at A couple o grand

and he has been ordered to pay me a Undiclosed Fee

Usually i find the police do fuck all, but this time things are looking nae bad

I got nutted on xmas eve! i wish i got compensation

Hometown Zero · 18th August 2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Keerin

HAHAHA! I know him. He was nice to me when I worked in Cash Generator cos I seen him dealing smack in the alley at the side.

aye, leslie grey. he's actually got off teh junk and got a job now. good on 'em likes

ArchFlameTera · 19th August 2006, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ProzaK

bunch of bastards though, the majority of them have asbo's/curfews and one of them is dead.

i know who you mean, wee arseholes!

Rich · 19th August 2006, 01:03 PM

ive never actually been threatened or verbally abused by 'neds'. i have had one request me to play 'Schnow Pat-roll' on my guitar though.

Fritz · 19th August 2006, 03:24 PM

I once tried to take on 2 neds when I was making my way home one night. I was wasted and pissed off because the girl I was with wasn't putting out. We passed these 2 tracksuits and then they started to mouth off. I snapped and just went for it. Managed to smack one of them pretty well but quickly ended up getting the shit kicked out of me.

lol.

*Lyndsey* · 19th August 2006, 05:01 PM

This thread is ace!

Last time I was jumped, I was only 7, and it was by 4 13 year olds from down the road...tried to nick my trainers haha

I didnt even cry : )

*Lyndsey* · 19th August 2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by corduroyboy

I hate the term "ned" so bad.

Some neds are actually ok! You get the total idiot arsehole ned who just wants trouble and jumps people for fun and thinks theyre hard, then you get your cheeky chappy ned hawhaw man how ya dain! eee oy begoy who'll stick up for you if theres "bather".

My wee brother (step) is the latter, he's alright.

He hot wires cars for fun...thats the only bad bit, and talks with the ned accent.

And he's not even a mink! His family are pretty well off, he just likes going about in trakkies, listening to "techno" and fucking about.

Daveoftheband · 20th August 2006, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by *Lyndsey*

Some neds are actually ok! You get the total idiot arsehole ned who just wants trouble and jumps people for fun and thinks theyre hard, then you get your cheeky chappy ned hawhaw man how ya dain! eee oy begoy who'll stick up for you if theres "bather".

My wee brother (step) is the latter, he's alright.

He hot wires cars for fun...thats the only bad bit, and talks with the ned accent.

And he's not even a mink! His family are pretty well off, he just likes going about in trakkies, listening to "techno" and fucking about.

i will agree, some of them are total characters!
there's always a ned in one of your classes at school where you spend the entire period laughing your arse off a everything he/she says

19th August 2006, 03:24 PM	#70 (permalink)
Fritz Uzi Lover Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,147 Band: Pretty much everything I touch turns to gold. Don't know what bands I play in? You should get out more you sad fuck!	I once tried to take on 2 neds when I was making my way home one night. I was wasted and pissed off because the girl I was with wasn't putting out. We passed these 2 tracksuits and then they started to mouth off. I snapped and just went for it. Managed to smack one of them pretty well but quickly ended up getting the shit kicked out of me. lol. __________________ "Are bummers deaf?"

18th August 2006, 12:19 AM	#61 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	the best is whn a ned shouts across the street while mimicking playing guitar, " HO! LIAM GALLAGHER MAN!" it's a big mistake to oint out that it's actually noel who plays guitar

18th August 2006, 08:21 PM	#64 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,046 Band: welcome home, explorer	i got jumped in the ferry about 2 years ago. i was out my face, so i dont remember much about it. im sure one of them pulled a knife out on me, but i did run away, when the rest of them came round the corner. bunch of bastards though, the majority of them have asbo's/curfews and one of them is dead.

19th August 2006, 01:03 PM	#69 (permalink)
Rich Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,556 Band: Action Man Bowtie	ive never actually been threatened or verbally abused by 'neds'. i have had one request me to play 'Schnow Pat-roll' on my guitar though.

19th August 2006, 05:01 PM	#71 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,268	This thread is ace! Last time I was jumped, I was only 7, and it was by 4 13 year olds from down the road...tried to nick my trainers haha I didnt even cry : )