just been jumped and i won!

[Daveoftheband]

i'm in stirling, i'm sobre and in an un-provoked attack i've just been jumped by 2 neds and as a result of under-estimation one of them is in casualty resulting in strikes to the throat, i am in no way "mental" or a hard man but i know how to defend myself. the paramedics removed 4 pieces of glass from my hands.

after tonights events i am now on an absolute zero tolerence towards neds and anti-social behaviour!

anyone else came to this breaking point? i really have had enough of these fuckers.

[Fritz]

Well done!

[humndislocation]

Haha fucking awesome. I love it when cunts like this get justice

[Daveoftheband]

just got up and my wee hands are on fire!

hope that fuckers windpipe is bruised

[graham enzk]

i used to get attacked a fair bit when i had longer hair.
put someone's head through the side of a bus shelter in lochee and panned a couple of guys in the face with a half brick on the hilltown.
but the best was when i got attacked when i was a nightwatchman and was getting a good going over by four guys. being held by 2 and punched and kicked by the other 2. i could hardly breathe and i thought they were going to kill me but after what felt like an eternity it stopped hurting, i could breathe again and boy was i fucking pissed off!
bit one of them until he let go, grabbed his head and repeatedly smashed it off a metal door on the ship until he stopped struggling all the while the other 3 were still laying into me, then grabbed the next one and did the same. they then decided to run, so i grabbed a belaying pin (kinda like a wooden truncheon that rigging gets tied onto) and chased them. they found it really hard getting over the wall of the compound with me trying to break their arms and legs. i reckon i would have killed them if they'd not got over the wall.
the assistant tech came down later and couldn't believe the state of me, i looked like the elephant man, he said i should have a joint to make me feel better, i'd never touched any form of drug before then but i just thought why not. we then sat out on deck and got baked. i didn't feel too bad the next day apart from the management wanting an explanation about all the blood and then the police being called in and being asked things like why didn't i call 999 as soon as it happened. well officer, i decided to get wasted and i didn't think having police here at the same time as a bag of hash was a good idea.
what was funny was when the police came to see me it was at work the next night, they came on the ship without telling me they were coming so the intruder alarm alerted me and i nearly smacked them with the belaying pin (i was slightly jumpy), they didn't seem particulary sympathetic to me as a victim after that.

[Daveoftheband]

man, you're lucky! that could've gone the other way!

some skin off my hands seems like nothing.

[Thomo]

Originally Posted by graham enzk

put someone's head through the side of a bus shelter in lochee and panned a couple of guys in the face with a half brick on the hilltown.
.

Jesus Graham!!

[Ratbomb]

fuck, im lucky everytime i come close to that i manage to weasel myself out of it..

i wish i was hard as fuck!

[Daveoftheband]

Originally Posted by Ratbomb

i wish i was hard as fuck!

you are, on the inside and that's what counts

[Mugetsu]

Nearly got jumped last night aswell. Two wee minks cornered me at a bank machine and started demanding money and pushing me. Thank fuck a group of guys came along and scared them off. Totally shitting it.

[Bikerboy]

Originally Posted by graham enzk

i used to get attacked a fair bit when i had longer hair.
put someone's head through the side of a bus shelter in lochee and panned a couple of guys in the face with a half brick on the hilltown.
but the best was when i got attacked when i was a nightwatchman and was getting a good going over by four guys. being held by 2 and punched and kicked by the other 2. i could hardly breathe and i thought they were going to kill me but after what felt like an eternity it stopped hurting, i could breathe again and boy was i fucking pissed off!
bit one of them until he let go, grabbed his head and repeatedly smashed it off a metal door on the ship until he stopped struggling all the while the other 3 were still laying into me, then grabbed the next one and did the same. they then decided to run, so i grabbed a belaying pin (kinda like a wooden truncheon that rigging gets tied onto) and chased them. they found it really hard getting over the wall of the compound with me trying to break their arms and legs. i reckon i would have killed them if they'd not got over the wall.
the assistant tech came down later and couldn't believe the state of me, i looked like the elephant man, he said i should have a joint to make me feel better, i'd never touched any form of drug before then but i just thought why not. we then sat out on deck and got baked. i didn't feel too bad the next day apart from the management wanting an explanation about all the blood and then the police being called in and being asked things like why didn't i call 999 as soon as it happened. well officer, i decided to get wasted and i didn't think having police here at the same time as a bag of hash was a good idea.
what was funny was when the police came to see me it was at work the next night, they came on the ship without telling me they were coming so the intruder alarm alerted me and i nearly smacked them with the belaying pin (i was slightly jumpy), they didn't seem particulary sympathetic to me as a victim after that.

I thought you were a nice boy!

My stories are far to great for the likes of this site.

[Shawman]

a couple of fanny neds tried to start a fight with me the other week, the reason...

...i was wearing a flogging molly t-shirt

[Bikerboy]

Originally Posted by Shawman

a couple of fanny neds tried to start a fight with me the other week, the reason...

...i was wearing a flogging molly t-shirt

So you're saying you deserved it?