Fun (genuine) facts!!! - Page 2

Fritz · 26th October 2006, 12:24 PM

If you beat a child within half an inch of his or her life they will fear you.

Keerin · 26th October 2006, 12:35 PM

Data processing is a boring, boring job.

If the front of your building is all glass, do not install a marble floor as it WILL blind you.

^_mincher_^ · 26th October 2006, 02:09 PM

The kiss between Lt. Uhura and Cpt. Kirk was the first inter-racial kiss screened on TV. The group sex was edited out.

Pubic Wig · 26th October 2006, 02:15 PM

The superhuman Star Trek villain 'Khan' is no relation in any way to the superhuman Chuck Norris...Khan is fictional wheras Chuck Norris is reality.

Keerin · 26th October 2006, 02:36 PM

Chuck Norris is actually shit.

Pubic Wig · 26th October 2006, 02:38 PM

Chuck Norris can morph into fecal matter

Keerin · 26th October 2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pubic Wig

Chuck Norris can morph into fecal matter

dont start with all that crap, they arent even funny.

Pubic Wig · 26th October 2006, 03:02 PM

People who dont find Chuck Norris gags funny normally have heard them all one time too many.

People who do find them funny do so because we have nothing better to do with our time/lives/etc

also...there have been NO recorded Shark attacks in the State of Iowa

ps. Chuck Norris cured a girl suffering cholera by coughing on her

(had to be done, no more of that i promise...)

Keerin · 26th October 2006, 03:12 PM

I really shoulda said, that they arent true, thus not followiong the trend of the thread, but it is bollocks!(forum)

TNF · 26th October 2006, 05:08 PM

Anal Cunt came up with their name through the singer writing down a load of brutal words and picking the two most obscene and putting them together.

RiseAgainst · 26th October 2006, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keerin

Chuck Norris is actually shit.

best CN quote yet!

drivelikejehu · 26th October 2006, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bryter_layter

this guy IS a fandan.

you look like something my bowels created

ProzaK · 26th October 2006, 07:59 PM

Carling and Tennants are EXACTLY the same beer.

amateurviking · 27th October 2006, 10:21 PM

There are 10 times more bacterial cells in your body than human cells (100trillion vs 10 trillion)

26th October 2006, 12:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
Fritz Uzi Lover Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,238 Band: Pretty much everything I touch turns to gold. Don't know what bands I play in? You should get out more you sad fuck!	If you beat a child within half an inch of his or her life they will fear you. __________________ "Are bummers deaf?"

26th October 2006, 12:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
Keerin UGS Site Writer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: probably work Posts: 6,519 Band: Welcome Home, Explorer; Vulsellum; Altruist	Data processing is a boring, boring job. If the front of your building is all glass, do not install a marble floor as it WILL blind you. __________________ Welcome Home, Explorer \|Vulsellum\|Scum Killer http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...6/scan0002.jpg

26th October 2006, 02:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
Keerin UGS Site Writer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: probably work Posts: 6,519 Band: Welcome Home, Explorer; Vulsellum; Altruist	Chuck Norris is actually shit. __________________ Welcome Home, Explorer \|Vulsellum\|Scum Killer http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...6/scan0002.jpg

26th October 2006, 03:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	People who dont find Chuck Norris gags funny normally have heard them all one time too many. People who do find them funny do so because we have nothing better to do with our time/lives/etc also...there have been NO recorded Shark attacks in the State of Iowa ps. Chuck Norris cured a girl suffering cholera by coughing on her (had to be done, no more of that i promise...) Last edited by Pubic Wig : 26th October 2006 at 03:08 PM.

26th October 2006, 03:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
Keerin UGS Site Writer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: probably work Posts: 6,519 Band: Welcome Home, Explorer; Vulsellum; Altruist	I really shoulda said, that they arent true, thus not followiong the trend of the thread, but it is bollocks!(forum) __________________ Welcome Home, Explorer \|Vulsellum\|Scum Killer http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...6/scan0002.jpg

26th October 2006, 02:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,565	The kiss between Lt. Uhura and Cpt. Kirk was the first inter-racial kiss screened on TV. The group sex was edited out.

26th October 2006, 02:15 PM	#19 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	The superhuman Star Trek villain 'Khan' is no relation in any way to the superhuman Chuck Norris...Khan is fictional wheras Chuck Norris is reality.

26th October 2006, 02:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	Chuck Norris can morph into fecal matter

26th October 2006, 05:08 PM	#25 (permalink)
TNF Schmako as funk! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bilston Posts: 1,139 Band: High School Anal	Anal Cunt came up with their name through the singer writing down a load of brutal words and picking the two most obscene and putting them together.

26th October 2006, 07:59 PM	#28 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,073 Band: welcome home, explorer	Carling and Tennants are EXACTLY the same beer.

27th October 2006, 10:21 PM	#29 (permalink)
amateurviking Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 25 Band: open to offers	There are 10 times more bacterial cells in your body than human cells (100trillion vs 10 trillion)