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Old 30th October 2006, 02:53 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 30th October 2006, 03:51 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Sooking the shite outta someones arse will make your breath smell.

Sitting on ur hand for half an hour before wanking will make it feel as though someone else is doing it to you.

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Old 30th October 2006, 04:28 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Sitting on ur hand for half an hour before wanking will make it feel as though someone else is doing it to you.

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does anyone actually go to all the trouble and do that? hahaha
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Old 30th October 2006, 04:44 PM   #49 (permalink)
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does anyone actually go to all the trouble and do that? hahaha
i'm trying it later
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Old 30th October 2006, 04:45 PM   #50 (permalink)
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It is hilarious to stop a revolving door while your mate is in it.
i've had that done to me - it was fucking TERRIFYING.
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Old 30th October 2006, 05:15 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 30th October 2006, 06:17 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 30th October 2006, 06:35 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 30th October 2006, 07:48 PM   #54 (permalink)
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not quite true - you gotta drink the coconut milk, not put it in your veins
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Old 31st October 2006, 10:32 AM   #55 (permalink)
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i've had that done to me - it was fucking TERRIFYING.
I see it 50+ times a day. I swear it gets funnier every time.
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Sooking the shite outta someones arse will make your breath smell.

Sitting on ur hand for half an hour before wanking will make it feel as though someone else is doing it to you.

Bill and ted had an excellent adventure. then they had a bogus one.

No no they had a bogus journey, not a bogus adventure
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Old 31st October 2006, 02:38 PM   #57 (permalink)
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