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Old 21st October 2006, 10:23 PM   1 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1 (permalink)
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Fun (genuine) facts!!!
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Its not illegal to sneeze in a pigs (the animal) face
smoking sand WONT kill you

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Killing a dwarf is considered murder*
its illegal to distribute seamen ice-cubes
playing resident evil 2 for 14 hourse a day for 5 years will leave you depressed, exhausted and paranoid
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*There was grand speculation over the illegality of killing a dwarf as many people assumed that because they are a half person it would only be half the murder (the low-fat manslaughter if you will) and that due to their comical nature many didnt take the murders seriously
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Old 21st October 2006, 10:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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they said they just hadn't had a cold drink for 3 years at sea, i was only trying to help...
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Old 26th October 2006, 01:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 26th October 2006, 02:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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this guy IS a fandan.
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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this guy IS a fandan.
this guy rubs wee boys in the pants
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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this guy rubs wee boys in the pants
ssssshhhhh!

(i meant jehu by the way)
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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the line "beam me up Scotty" was never used in Star Trek
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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oh no! sorry bryter. a gift will find it's way to you as a sorry.


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Old 26th October 2006, 11:50 AM   #12 (permalink)
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the line "beam me up Scotty" was never used in Star Trek
The transporter room floor from star trek the original series was used as the transporter room roof in star trek the next generation.
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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on star trek they used tin foil and glitter to create the effect of being transported/beamed whatever
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:57 AM   #14 (permalink)
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