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Old 3rd November 2006, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'll never have another visit from jehovah's witnesses again
i had just gotten into the bath when my door went (annoying i know) i look thru the peep hole to see that it's jehovah's witnesses. i don't even know how they got into my closey cause we have a security lock :S anyways i threw my towel onto the floor and answered in the nib, wasn't quite full frontal but they must've seen some pubes and a ball!
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Old 3rd November 2006, 12:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 3rd November 2006, 01:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you shoulda told then you just had a blood transfusion, that woulda freaked them out more than you balls.
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Old 3rd November 2006, 01:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you've never seen ma baws have you?

they look like 2 bags of blood
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Old 3rd November 2006, 01:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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dave... i have...
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Old 3rd November 2006, 01:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahaha!

when? :S
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Old 3rd November 2006, 01:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 3rd November 2006, 01:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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when i was sleeping at yours one time i woke uo and you were hanging out a bit
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hahahaha!

amazing, i should've hit them with it while saying that!
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hahahaha!

amazing, i should've hit them with it while saying that!
I FEAR NO GOD WITH THIS CLUB IN MY HAND!

say that while giving your willy a helicopter. haha
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Old 3rd November 2006, 01:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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pervert!
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Old 3rd November 2006, 02:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 3rd November 2006, 04:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahaha they never visit me any more! Last visit I had about 6 years ago, I had a rant at why the hell they were dragging a pre-school toddler around with them visiting strangers houses instead of looking after the child properly and taking her to the park or having her painting at home etc etc blah blah blah. If anyone has seen me having a real rant they will understand why the bastards never came back :-)
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