horse rapes nun!!!!!!!!!!

drivelikejehu · 26th November 2006, 05:48 AM

...Is a headline you WONT be reading in a newspaper anytime soon because animals dont rape humans...ive checked...

Anyways now Ive got your attention Id like to 'go on' about some shit for a bit:

How great is it when you eat like piece of thick, dry chocolate cake then drink some cold coke.

how annoying is it when fat/ugly people go on about how fat/ugly they are? I mean, what? am I supposed to contradict you just so you feel better?! fuck you, dont embarrass yourself moron! I hate it, it feels so akward when your in a group of people with someone who is fat/ugly and they bust out that gem..

I love that feeling when youve taken a (complication-free) crap in a public bog...and gotten away with it!

I hate it when you go for a piss and unknowingly to you a peice of fluff has sealed the end of your penis (making it look like one of those worms from the film 'tremors') which makes the urine build up briefly before spraying the piss everywhere!

I like it when you bang your amr/leg etc on something fairly hard and brace yourself for the pain and it ends up not hurting much

I hate lisa riley

I like it when youve been out (for eg.) for a while and assume your hairs gonna be a bit of a mess but turns out to be alright

I like it when your hungry and you can see the waitor/waitress coming with your food (but you pretend not to notice anyway)

I hate it when you and someone else are heading for the same door and you cant decide wheter or not to speed up and get throught first or risk lingering back a bit and seeming creepy to the other person

I love it when theres no queues places

I hate it when you cant tell if someone with glasses is stairing at you cos sometimes the glare on the lenses makes it look like their eyes looking at you

I like it when you pick up weed before work

I hate it when you burst for a pish during the night

I like it when you buy a something to eat/drink,forget, then stumble upon it later

I hate it when you flick to a channel with a program/film that you really wanna see but it ends in a few mins

I like it when your trying to sleep and you enter a really relaxed state and you feel great cos you know your gonna fall asleep soon

I hate it when people speak next to your food

I like it when your up really early on a sunny winter day and feel weak, sleepy and cold and manage to locate a particularly sunny spot to stand and you feel nice and warm

I hate it when you drop something, pick it up then drop it again

I like it when you get a free DVD in the newspaper thats actually good

I hate it when the item of clothing you want to wear is still a little damp

I like it when you find working batteries for your mp3 player that you didnt know you had

vivouk · 26th November 2006, 03:39 PM

Rotting Remains · 26th November 2006, 04:21 PM

Bloodlust · 26th November 2006, 06:42 PM

ProzaK · 26th November 2006, 06:49 PM

tll it like it is!

Hat Of Cheese · 27th November 2006, 03:05 PM

*speaks next to your food*

ubermensch · 27th November 2006, 03:09 PM

I'd like to add something.

I hate it when people chew with their mouth open, usually resulting in a sound similar to that of a dog lapping up water. Urrgghhhhhhh.

Keerin · 27th November 2006, 03:48 PM

i like it when you have one last flick through the chanels before you go to bed and you find a flim that is just starting and you eventually end up watching it all and it turns out its good but no-one else has ever heard of it.

Tommy Sports · 27th November 2006, 04:05 PM

I hate when people stand still on escalators, especially abreast of each other.
I hate absolutely all behaviour specific to bus drivers.
I hate 'funny' guys outside pubs who make retarded comments when i walk past.
I hate the silence that follows 'so, out tonight were you?' 'yeah, yeah i was' in taxis.
I hate TXT SPK.
I hate when someone i vaguely know stops for a chat and i have nothing to say.
I hate the inevitable need for a piss 10 minutes after the start of a long bus journey.
I hate 'mission statements'
I hate mobile phones, and especially people who talk loudly on them in quiet public places.
I hate people who replace their mobile phone every time a new model comes out.
I hate the idea of wage labour.
I hate how noone talks to each other in waiting rooms or trains.
I hate seeing old people looking sad and run down.
I hate do-gooders.
I hate ignorant stupid people.
I hate fashion.
I hate people who put clothes on their dogs.
I hate people who take cameras everywhere but never take photos of anything interesting.
I hate package holidays.
I hate priviledged people who don't appreciatte what they have.
I hate work ethics.
I hate tescos.
I hate computers.
I hate ocular migraines.
I hate how i always get the shits at inopertune moments.
I hate when i plan something and look forward to it for ages then it rains and ruins it.
I hate reality tv.
I hate people who have no desire to learn.
I hate that i have loads of ideas but no motivation.
I hate that there is a world out there to be explored but i spend most of my time and money on alcohol.
I like moaning about stuff.

ProzaK · 27th November 2006, 04:06 PM

i hate when you go get to watch tv on nightshift only to find the thing you wanted to try and watch is just away to finish/.

Rotting Remains · 27th November 2006, 05:33 PM

i hate the morning after feeling after being out on a pub crawl of some sort.... not the headache and slight nausea.... the "£150 fucking quid!!" realisation that youve spent near enough all your cash on booze and fags and other.

Keerin · 28th November 2006, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rotting Remains

i hate the morning after feeling after being out on a pub crawl of some sort.... not the headache and slight nausea.... the "£150 fucking quid!!" realisation that youve spent near enough all your cash on booze and fags and other.

I know someone who spent £40 in a pub when it was £1 a drink night.

RiseAgainst · 28th November 2006, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bryter_layter

I hate absolutely all behaviour specific to bus drivers.
I hate the silence that follows 'so, out tonight were you?' 'yeah, yeah i was' in taxis.
I hate mobile phones, and especially people who talk loudly on them in quiet public places.
I hate people who replace their mobile phone every time a new model comes out.
I hate seeing old people looking sad and run down.
I hate do-gooders.
I hate ignorant stupid people.
I hate fashion.
I hate people who put clothes on their dogs.
I hate ocular migraines.
I hate reality tv.
I hate people who have no desire to learn.
I hate that i have loads of ideas but no motivation.
I hate that there is a world out there to be explored but i spend most of my time and money on alcohol.
I like moaning about stuff.

i like all the above statements

hooligan · 28th November 2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keerin

I know someone who spent £40 in a pub when it was £1 a drink night.

its really not that hard, the walk home after is however.

26th November 2006, 05:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
drivelikejehu Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In a flat Posts: 97 Band: They are called The Non-existants and are non-existant....actually I quite like that name, dont steal it.	horse rapes nun!!!!!!!!!! ...Is a headline you WONT be reading in a newspaper anytime soon because animals dont rape humans...ive checked... Anyways now Ive got your attention Id like to 'go on' about some shit for a bit: How great is it when you eat like piece of thick, dry chocolate cake then drink some cold coke. how annoying is it when fat/ugly people go on about how fat/ugly they are? I mean, what? am I supposed to contradict you just so you feel better?! fuck you, dont embarrass yourself moron! I hate it, it feels so akward when your in a group of people with someone who is fat/ugly and they bust out that gem.. I love that feeling when youve taken a (complication-free) crap in a public bog...and gotten away with it! I hate it when you go for a piss and unknowingly to you a peice of fluff has sealed the end of your penis (making it look like one of those worms from the film 'tremors') which makes the urine build up briefly before spraying the piss everywhere! I like it when you bang your amr/leg etc on something fairly hard and brace yourself for the pain and it ends up not hurting much I hate lisa riley I like it when youve been out (for eg.) for a while and assume your hairs gonna be a bit of a mess but turns out to be alright I like it when your hungry and you can see the waitor/waitress coming with your food (but you pretend not to notice anyway) I hate it when you and someone else are heading for the same door and you cant decide wheter or not to speed up and get throught first or risk lingering back a bit and seeming creepy to the other person I love it when theres no queues places I hate it when you cant tell if someone with glasses is stairing at you cos sometimes the glare on the lenses makes it look like their eyes looking at you I like it when you pick up weed before work I hate it when you burst for a pish during the night I like it when you buy a something to eat/drink,forget, then stumble upon it later I hate it when you flick to a channel with a program/film that you really wanna see but it ends in a few mins I like it when your trying to sleep and you enter a really relaxed state and you feel great cos you know your gonna fall asleep soon I hate it when people speak next to your food I like it when your up really early on a sunny winter day and feel weak, sleepy and cold and manage to locate a particularly sunny spot to stand and you feel nice and warm I hate it when you drop something, pick it up then drop it again I like it when you get a free DVD in the newspaper thats actually good I hate it when the item of clothing you want to wear is still a little damp I like it when you find working batteries for your mp3 player that you didnt know you had

26th November 2006, 04:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
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Rotting Remains Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,010	i hate the morning after feeling after being out on a pub crawl of some sort.... not the headache and slight nausea.... the "£150 fucking quid!!" realisation that youve spent near enough all your cash on booze and fags and other. __________________ We Are All Prostitutes !!

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27th November 2006, 04:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tommy Sports Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,647 Band: Juliet Kilo	I hate when people stand still on escalators, especially abreast of each other. I hate absolutely all behaviour specific to bus drivers. I hate 'funny' guys outside pubs who make retarded comments when i walk past. I hate the silence that follows 'so, out tonight were you?' 'yeah, yeah i was' in taxis. I hate TXT SPK. I hate when someone i vaguely know stops for a chat and i have nothing to say. I hate the inevitable need for a piss 10 minutes after the start of a long bus journey. I hate 'mission statements' I hate mobile phones, and especially people who talk loudly on them in quiet public places. I hate people who replace their mobile phone every time a new model comes out. I hate the idea of wage labour. I hate how noone talks to each other in waiting rooms or trains. I hate seeing old people looking sad and run down. I hate do-gooders. I hate ignorant stupid people. I hate fashion. I hate people who put clothes on their dogs. I hate people who take cameras everywhere but never take photos of anything interesting. I hate package holidays. I hate priviledged people who don't appreciatte what they have. I hate work ethics. I hate tescos. I hate computers. I hate ocular migraines. I hate how i always get the shits at inopertune moments. I hate when i plan something and look forward to it for ages then it rains and ruins it. I hate reality tv. I hate people who have no desire to learn. I hate that i have loads of ideas but no motivation. I hate that there is a world out there to be explored but i spend most of my time and money on alcohol. I like moaning about stuff.

27th November 2006, 04:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,062 Band: welcome home, explorer	i hate when you go get to watch tv on nightshift only to find the thing you wanted to try and watch is just away to finish/.