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Old 3rd March 2007, 10:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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funniest thing ever!
yeah so me and the gf were sitting in the wellgate having our 2nd macdonald's of the day under the escelators where the gardens are and we could see them in the reflection of the empty shop windows...anyway i see a ned sliding down the banister thinking he's cool and out the corner of my eye i saw another ned about to do the same, i turn away thinking nothing of it but when i looked back up he'd gone (too quick)

next thing i hear is a kinda crunchy slap sound, i thought someone had dropped a carrier bag with heavy stuff in it from the level above, but no, this fanny face planted onto the floor from the top of the escelator! he looked kinda dead at first but i saw him try to move so it was okay to start pissing myself lauhing

best thing was his shoe managed to end up about 20 feet away (pun intended)

ahhh i still can't help but laugh remembering it
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Old 3rd March 2007, 05:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 4th March 2007, 01:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 4th March 2007, 11:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wow, that's not funny.
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Old 4th March 2007, 11:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's insane!

Two trips to McDonalds in one day!
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Old 4th March 2007, 11:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't get the pun.

Mildly amusing story.
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Old 5th March 2007, 12:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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His shoe ended up 20 feet away, a pun and tale uniform in caliber.

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Old 5th March 2007, 02:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 5th March 2007, 02:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ned spotting is a class passtime though!
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Old 5th March 2007, 05:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i like to play the look-a-likes game.

i sit outside fopp in the overgate and just spot folk who look like celebrities (i do this with friends btw and not on my own)

i'm fucking brilliant at it too.
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Old 5th March 2007, 06:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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you do do it on your own as well though.

don't be afraid to admit it. i think we played it for so long that my brain automatically picks these people out.
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Old 5th March 2007, 06:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Jesus. I bet I've been picked out as crystal tipps before
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Old 5th March 2007, 07:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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how class was the crystal maze in its day
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Old 5th March 2007, 10:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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His shoe ended up 20 feet away, a pun and tale uniform in caliber.

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Hardly a pun, just a turn of phrase.

I'm unimpressed. But the story is funny.
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Old 5th March 2007, 11:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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how class was the crystal maze in its day
i saw crystal maze today it's on FTN - with Richard O'brien
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