funny shit, child

drivelikejehu · 31st March 2007, 05:15 PM

Im in the mood of a good laugh, I wanna hear stupid-arse things that have happened to you, your mates or whatever, even the most vulgar and nasty of em, I have a mildly stupid tale of a stupid cunt who went out to get me and my mates G but left us looked in his flat for 3 hours, we quickly notied we were locked in and proceeded to ruin his flat a little, like we did the classics like swapping sugar and salt, making his toothbrush "kiss and make-up" with the toilet brush and urinated on his clothing, also we spraypainted his lightbulbs blue which caused a scary hissing sound so we had to lob em outta the window, in the end he brought us back crap g so it was all for nothing

humndislocation · 31st March 2007, 06:18 PM

~smack · 1st April 2007, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humndislocation

Quotin

earmuffin · 2nd April 2007, 10:26 AM

I'm watching the Chipmunks movie

gabrillowise · 2nd April 2007, 10:29 AM

this one time me and my mates were walking along the road and i tripped up and fell in sum dirt it was rly embarrassing cos there was this fit lad walking past! cringe!

McSlim · 2nd April 2007, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by earmuffin

I'm watching the Chipmunks movie

me too.

it's well scary.

drivelikejehu · 2nd April 2007, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabrillowise

this one time me and my mates were walking along the road and i tripped up and fell in sum dirt it was rly embarrassing cos there was this fit lad walking past! cringe!

yeah I remember that, you stank of AIDS for the rest of the week then exploded and emmited shit from your lipz

stuartmaxwell · 2nd April 2007, 10:17 PM

hmmm for having such a good username/tribute to a great band, you really do post a heap of fucking drivel

drivelikejehu · 3rd April 2007, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by stuartmaxwell

hmmm for having such a good username/tribute to a great band, you really do post a heap of fucking drivel

yeah well it is the bollocks section mate, what you expect? writing to make yeh fuckin' weep?!

but it is good to see somebody actually recognise and like jehu, Ive never met another fan, big respect, btw have you got any jehu merch?? I tried to get the jehu t-shirt from merchlackey but got lost in the fucking post, still screaming about that......

31st March 2007, 05:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
drivelikejehu Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In a flat Posts: 97 Band: They are called The Non-existants and are non-existant....actually I quite like that name, dont steal it.	funny shit, child Im in the mood of a good laugh, I wanna hear stupid-arse things that have happened to you, your mates or whatever, even the most vulgar and nasty of em, I have a mildly stupid tale of a stupid cunt who went out to get me and my mates G but left us looked in his flat for 3 hours, we quickly notied we were locked in and proceeded to ruin his flat a little, like we did the classics like swapping sugar and salt, making his toothbrush "kiss and make-up" with the toilet brush and urinated on his clothing, also we spraypainted his lightbulbs blue which caused a scary hissing sound so we had to lob em outta the window, in the end he brought us back crap g so it was all for nothing

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stuartmaxwell Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: dundee, paris, peckham Posts: 1,587 Band: the shape of the sword, we are fucked, stuff	hmmm for having such a good username/tribute to a great band, you really do post a heap of fucking drivel