Remember when...

[earmuffin]

necks?

[kj]

you what?

[drivelikejehu]

Originally Posted by kj

you what?

yeah, like write on their neck with pen, was it just me or did anybody else put the tub of pens/crayons/pencils right at the corner of the desk so when the person concentrating on their work kncoked it over?

also I remember I sat next to this guy in primary 7 at the back of the classroom and behind us was this little bookshelf which had loads of old mini beano and dandy books that were in impecable condition that the teacher brought in for the class to read, but everytime the teacher went out the class or whatever this guy would swing back on his chair and do a huge greener in one of the comics, i think he "pegged em' all" by the end of the year, the ironic thing was the teacher brought those comics in cos he felt he could trust out class with them, hehe

the same guy also threw a peice of carrot and hit christopher morris on the beak all the way from the other endsd of the playground.priceless

[kj]

Lol play ground stories. I remember our class would play the other class of the same year every lunchtime at footie. One day I scored possibly the best own goal you'd ever see in your life when I headed the ball over my own goal keeper from between the center circle and the 18 yard box. My best mate ran all the way from the opposition half to punt me square in the balls which confined me to the medical room for the remainder of the afternoon with severe bruising.

[: : Scott : :]

Originally Posted by drivelikejehu

threw a peice of carrot and hit christopher morris on the beak

lol wtf

[drivelikejehu]

Originally Posted by : : Scott : :

lol wtf

yeah, this guy dale bateman was always able to throw shit really far and once we were sitting in this shelter thing and we could see christopher litterally at the other end of the playground engrossed in a pack of wotsits and dale picked up a peice of carrot, threw it and you just saw the pack of wotsits hit the deck, so we ran across to christopher and he was crying cos it hit him on the bridge of the nose, funny as fuck but I mean we were young

[ProzaK]

^ i think it's because of chris morris of brass eye/the day to day fame having the same name as the victim of a brutal throwing attack.
i suffered a similar fate.
we were having a pinecone fight and i got hit in the eye, which meant i had to go to a & e, turned out i scratched my cornea.
i go back to school 2 days later and the same thing happens again!
and then at high school we were playing hac e sac at break, and this guy John Penman's shoe comes flying off and scones me in the same fucking eye as before. that was some fucking shiner.
also, one time i scored from my own penalty box because i hoofed it from one end of the pitch and the other keeper was in a huff about something and walked out the goal.
also, did anyone ever have a waterfight, how much shite did that get you into!?!

and what the fuck was with "girl can go first" at breaks/the end of the day!?!

[drivelikejehu]

Originally Posted by ProzaK

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and what the fuck was with "girl can go first" at breaks/the end of the day!?!

Holy shit!! I remember that, cunts, they had a similiar thing at my school but it was whites first...

[Keerin]

hahaha!

I remember the girls go first. That always annoyed me. I never got to go first, even when I wore girls pants

[ProzaK]

what about....
GOOOOOOOODDDDDMOOOORRRRRRNNNNNNNIIIIINNNNGGGGGMMMR RRRSSSSS. ........
GOOOOOOODDDDDAAAAAFFFFTTTTEEEERRRRRNNOOOOOONNNNNN MMMMRRRRRSSSSSS. ............

[Keerin]

I was a total rebel, I'd just move my lips. We had to do prayers (primary school) too and that sucked balls because the Catholic school was down the street! I never sung any hymns or said prayers.

Heads down, thumbs up was the best game ever. Bet the teachers loved it too because everyone in the class was completely quiet! haha

[Rebelius]

it was so easy though - you just had to look at their shoes.

[drivelikejehu]

Originally Posted by Rebelius

it was so easy though - you just had to look at their shoes.

you cunning devil

[ProzaK]

Originally Posted by Keerin

I was a total rebel, I'd just move my lips. We had to do prayers (primary school) too and that sucked balls because the Catholic school was down the street! I never sung any hymns or said prayers.

Heads down, thumbs up was the best game ever. Bet the teachers loved it too because everyone in the class was completely quiet! haha

i never got picked for heads down thumbs up.
maybe because i was the fat kid, and nobody liked me.
i should get to writing some sort of song about that.