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Old 4th April 2007, 08:05 AM   #31 (permalink)
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nah, It's all about smiffy still being that fat kid on the inside.
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Old 4th April 2007, 08:16 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 4th April 2007, 10:07 AM   #33 (permalink)
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nah, It's all about smiffy still being that fat kid on the inside.
it's all about you being a dick on the outside.
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Old 4th April 2007, 12:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
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one time in primary 5 a guy called ross hastings ran about the playground on morning break cupping all the boys. then one of the teachers came up to him and said, "stop that ross! don't you know know that's sexual abuse?"

ross immediately replied with, "i'll gie you sexual abuse!"

he was excluded.
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Old 4th April 2007, 12:09 PM   #35 (permalink)
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it's all about you being a dick on the outside.


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one time in primary 5 a guy called ross hastings ran about the playground on morning break cupping all the boys. then one of the teachers came up to him and said, "stop that ross! don't you know know that's sexual abuse?"

ross immediately replied with, "i'll gie you sexual abuse!"

he was excluded.
What is this practice of "cupping" you speak of?
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What is this practice of "cupping" you speak of?


that's when you plce your hand on someone's balls hahaha!
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Old 4th April 2007, 12:37 PM   #37 (permalink)
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He's be getting more than cupped it he tried that shit on me!
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once when christopher morris was on the p.c at school (there was one shitty p.c for the whole school) everyone was surrounding him in awe of what was going on on screen and christopher was glued aswell and paul ewing whipped his dick out and lay it on christophers hand for about 5 mins, quite horrible but like one of those car crash moments when you cant help but look.
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Old 4th April 2007, 01:52 PM   #39 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahahaha!

You went to a sick school!
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Remember those little cubes you used to use for counting?
You had units and tens and hundreds.

A boy once asked my sister if she had any pubes, she thought he said cubes though and proceeded to tell him... "Yes, I keep them in my tray".

God knows how he knew about pubes at an age when you're still counting in units and tens and hundreds though.
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Old 4th April 2007, 02:09 PM   #41 (permalink)
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you were bad at school you had to do 3 lines and get it signed by your folks.


We had to write out a worksheet we were given, that always ended up being about 2 sides A4 i remember the PE punishment exercises were the worst, im sure they were about 4 sides..
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We had to write out a worksheet we were given, that always ended up being about 2 sides A4 i remember the PE punishment exercises were the worst, im sure they were about 4 sides..
that's because Mr. Black is actually made of nails!

remember the RE ones?
they gave you a sheet of paper with writing on one side and a blank page on the back, and you had to write it on the back?
i used to glue on a piece of A4 paper on the back, i was a rebel.

and remember getting them in reggie, that was fucking shite because you couldn't rubber it in the morning!

maybe it's just because i had Mrs. Herrmann for reggie.
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that's because Mr. Black is actually made of nails!

remember the RE ones?
they gave you a sheet of paper with writing on one side and a blank page on the back, and you had to write it on the back?
i used to glue on a piece of A4 paper on the back, i was a rebel.

and remember getting them in reggie, that was fucking shite because you couldn't rubber it in the morning!

maybe it's just because i had Mrs. Herrmann for reggie.

my reggie class was mosly unmanned most of the time!
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i had Mr Lynch for reggie, it was class.

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